Wilson

Is this some kind of 'you're gay' banta? Not sure how to react tbh.

Lass from near me does murals etc, really talented, just past her today doing this masterpiece

I'd love to know what the fuck he was doing with Murphy's hair during the celebrations so nonchalantly wierd

Anything with merson needs a wide berth. Blokes on crack.

I was properly bad this morning like, only just made it to my desk to work, in my dining room. At 10.

I'm fuckin crying.

Possibly the funniest pen I've seen. Glorious.

I sometimes bring a little 330ml hazy in with me for half time like an absolute wrongun. Nicer beer and don't have to leave my seat at half time.

Fowwa 1 is ahful. To be honest though, I struggled to be annoyed throughout the whole game...dunno what it was. Just gave credit to Bournemouth for absolutely Newcastle'ing the shit out of us and we couldn't deal with it. They were class. Gona move on and hope it doesn't effect them too much going into the next game.

My season ticket used to be up in level 7 right next to them...could be glorious or a nightmare. Times such as 6 nil v villa on our return from the championship and the 2nd half of the arsenal 4 - 4 were standouts, but aye... Being on the other end of it is shite to say the least.

Fixture list is relentless isn't it?

I didn't know that... He's still somehow sounding like he's desperate for a Liverpool goal.

Always the same, Mcmanamanaman is the worst.

'LIVERPOOL 8 NIL AHEAD! on corners. ' I swear the commentary on Liverpool games is one of the main causes of my absolute hatred towards them.

Can people leave Tino alone please? Thanks

I'm now at the point where I just want to know what's happening Always preferred to stay put but aware it's probably not feasible, so just hoping it's going to be a short move ie leazes. I think the arena site would be quality as it allows us to stay at home during the build but can't see it happening.

Aye but but all fans get called delusional etc for it

Comical this ha What a whoppa.

Bring on the interviews.

The faces in the background are great

These on motd when they thought the first was getting disallowed Glorious.

Needs to crack a smile today the fuckin misery everytime it's panned to him he's been in full on scrutinise/Eddie howe mode.

Motm if Isak wasn't flying.

Was joelinton singing the 'drinks moretti eats spaghetti' song when celebrating his 2nd?

It's shite like. For a long time I've been at the point where I just don't even consider him as a player for us. When he appears I fuckin love it, he's quality when fit, just a shame that's as often as a warm day on Tyneside.