LV

And rectangles

Shelvey putting some effort in tonight

Big Joe hits the bar

No, we have someone who should be laying tarmac taking our training sessions Chimp-mitts?

No, they’re just 1987 methods with 2020 players.

He’s nowt but an Ashley mouthpiece

Fuck betting

Ugh Shola ‘Steve’s done a wonderful job’ Fuck off Shola

I’d take the re-animated corpse of Stalin over Ashley right now.

It’s not that hard to pay to plant a story

Odin?

Look at the absolute clip of that double socket! Nevermind the fact it's a Billy basic Wickes offering but it's fucking hanging off the wall! You'd think media suites would be a bit more plush considering the interviews are beamed worldwide etc. Small thing I know, but... Even the chair is from Staples tbh

He’ll be too fat soon.

4-0 to Brucey and Ritchie’s great bunch of lads. Attacking football all the way, none of this Rafa Benitez tactics, injury prevention and positioning nonsense. We’ve got epic bantz and Brucey’s famous man management skills and that’s enough for us to win the day. We’ve never had it so good.

That’s exactly where I’m at. I think he’s actively trying to screw us while taking what he can get.

A piss-stained one

Or maybe they just don’t know what they fuck they are doing.

He still our loan manager? He’s been really good so far.

Careful now

Well happy for Miggy.

Chronicle reporting today how things will be better now we don't have this. Thank Christ we're rid of a manager who won't stomach being misled and lied to and who works morning, noon and night for the betterment of the club. That rag needs boycotting as well as the club tbh. Complicit, spineless patsies.

No one is going to care when even a lot of the fans don’t care either.

Bruce’s used kebab plates

Don’t forget we’re not here to compete like a normal football team. We exist solely to make Mike money. Not sure how he’s going to recoup that alleged £40m for Joelinton like but then again I’m not entirely sure the transfer was done for legitimate reasons.

Alex Scott is refreshing as a pundit because she has a genuine knowledge and enthusiasm for the game that shines through when she talks about it. She isn't just talking because she loves the sound of her own voice. She hasn't got a fucking clue what should or shouldn't be given as a foul mind but that's not because she's a lass, it's because she spent her career at Arsenal. Never heard Doris Burke commentate but her name sounds like she should be a character in the Viz. Doris Burke, Parish Clerk.