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Was not convinced at all he was gonna score that

Get in'!

If the ball had been a pasty he’d have got it

Fuck it

Yep me too

ps Can you let us know your result prediction for today so that I know what I should be posting before I say anything?

Thanks for this tip sb. Decent. Keep em coming!

Same It’s £10 for me.

Certainly seems to be much more politically angled since the Brexit referendum, and less about football. I remember it being funnier before then. Yeah I’m totally bored by the political stuff he keeps writing in. It was definitely much better before.

Pretty sure it was widely ridiculed and held up as KK falling for Fergie's 'mind games' straight away, not just when we eventually lost the title. Yep, i loved it but other fans and more importantly, the media, laughed because the theory went that Fergie had screwed him with his mind games. He hadn’t, it was just Keegan’s passion, but the media loved Fergie because he was successful.

Let's have a closer look at this. He's obviously either not watched us this season once, trying to perpetuate the myth about Newcastle fans that "wa luv and wa damand attakin futbal lyk". Or both. We coped just fine vs Spurs before the red card, and that's how we'll approach this. Also funny how he said before we played Brighton that the amount of points we have right now is what we should've had given our start in terms of fixtures, despite the fact he's predicted us so far to draw 2 games and lose all the rest. Relentless cokehead mong. He’s got something against us and I can’t work out why.

They were bleating on about him probably wanting to leave the other day too. They just love to stir the shit.

Nah, Pards is available. He’s just done 10 years in the Premier League.

RIP Freddie. Thanks for the memories.

The narrative will eventually be that Rafa is destabilising the club with his refusal to sign a deal, same as he was with his "moaning" in the summer. Never mind the fact we're run by the most mentally unstable fuckwit in English football, that'll be the story. Yeah, that's what I think too. There'll undoubtedly be some clause in the offer that Benitez will feel unable to sign (such as 'no leaking to the press' or some nonesense) and then as soon as he doesn't sign, it'll be 'Rafa is being disloyal and hates the toon!!!!111' coming from the Bishop PR machine

Nah it's blatant as hell, it's obvious what he's tried to do which is why the FA have charged him. I thought it was definitely deliberate. As far as I recall Yedlin pulled his legs back in to avoid crashing into Hemed and then Hemed seemed to pause before choosing to stand on Yedlin. I immediately thought it was afters from their previous spat. Deserves a ban if they are being consistent.

Will they fuck. It's plucky little Brighton, not the deluded jawdees.

It was also pre-meditated after their little spat earlier

Commentators have already absolved him

What a ball by Merino

Come on!

Knockaert not happy!

so annoyed we didn't take those chances first half

Our chants are getting weirder I think it's a haiku

Here's teeth