LV

Waste of 90 mins of quality Boxing Day telly

no need. Atsu will get the equalizer & winner Here he is.

At least Atsu is having a go

Atsu coming on

Darlow finally beaten. This is grim.

Happy Christmas you bunch of loons.

Mashallah

Everything at that club was set up for him to succeed if he was the real deal as a manager. A supportive chairman in Parish, many fans who saw him as an icon and lots of money to spend on the players he wanted without any interference from anyone else. And he f***ed it up. I love it. Alan Pardew, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Absolute legends

Some people in a position to hire him will have the same opinion as those idiot pundits though. A lot of Palace fans still rated him. His humiliation isn't complete enough is all I'm saying.

Way too soon. Some idiots (such as Andy Townsend on Talksport this morning) were still saying he was the right man for the job and needed more time. He'll still get another job in the top flight because his humiliation wasn't complete without getting that relegation on his cv. Give it a couple of months and he'll be back, all guns smarming.

That's just horrible. Classic Pardew.

F***ing. Glorious.

Emile Heskey

I want him sacked and exposed as a fraud and then to drop down through the lower leagues like a flushed turd.

That Pardew-led 5 days a week defensive drilling is paying off again I see. I want him to be so comprehensively exposed as the fraud he is that his name becomes a new entry in the Oxford English dictionary

Went for these too. It all sounded so good.

Can't quite work out why Port Vale are so long at home to Northampton either. Can't believe I bet on these. I'm such a sucker.

Such a weird transfer for us considering we never played him

Dull

Much prefer this post-Pardew Gouffran

Unlucky Gouff

Shelvey's long range vision is fantastic

Absentee landlords ffs

Is this the match thread??