LV

Mackems are giving Fat Sam a proper shoeing and ruining my acca at the same time

Shelvey's passing is mint

Great hold up play and knock-ons by Mitro

Get in

Not like Hayden to stay down

Diame looking up for it. He's going to spent by mid second half at this rate.

Yedlin and Ritchie link up well on the right. Just need that final ball to be better.

Unlucky. Nice move

What happened to Russell?

Imagine Messi had joined a Pardew team when young He'd be a left back now.

That's f***ing carr in his ear no doubt. Carr has done more damage than this club than pardew did. I think this might actually be referring to Pardew.

Yes, pretty much.

Yeah, that is very worrying. He told the club what he needed and he was not backed.

Great. The race to 2nd in the Championship ahead of Reading. Amazing stuff. I wasn't being serious. This is a shit way to go out.

This is fine. We can concentrate on the league now. Absolutely fine.

Yeah. On both my laptop and tablet. V annoying.

Does anyone know if agents get fees for sorting loans or do they just get fees for transfers?

If he gets back in the team and does an overhead kick in his own half we'll all love him again.

Dairy Milk

And I thought it was a typo

Pls let me un-see that. Strange how he seems to know enough about us to mention 3 ex-players yet thinks we're called the 'blue-jays' and our rivals are 'Underland'. Almost like he's putting it on isnt it. Yeah, it's a joke this. It's just a parody. He's probably not even American

Depends whether Ashley is letting the bald tool spend any money though.

Yeah I loved that