LV

Off the line

Gayle is not getting a look in today

Fantastic desire by Shelvey to get back and win that ball there

Lovely stuff.

Is Diame on loan or did we buy him? I can't remember.

Atsu looks our best player so far

This is better.

Ugh. Colback.

This cnut not been Telegraphed yet?

What makes you say that? I did notice Ritchie get annoyed when Gayle took a shot instead of passing.

What the actual fuck has just happened here?!?

Gouff!!

Gayle gets one back

Pardew next pls

http://sackpardew.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Pardew4.gif http://i.imgur.com/CsyZ8lp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/d2DZDBk.jpg Third favourite behind Southgate and Bagpuss. They are going to have to go for a safe, squeaky clean candidate after this. Someone like Southgate, Howe or maybe even Gary Neville. Anyone else who fits that bracket?

Only permanent England manager to have a 100% record? Only England manager never to have conceded a goal?

When he imagined being a record-breaking England manager I bet he never imagined this. One game. One game!

Pearson for England probably. Really? Doubt it.

Pearson gone from Derby as well. Linked?

The King is dead. Long live..... The King??

Diame should have had 2 today really

Should have won that

Massive let off

Lol

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