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Errrrrrr..... I'm a bookie's dream.

Feels like I'm in Kajagoogoo here hush hush

I think that would only apply if he was still in consideration for the job. I can't see why he would consider himself duty bound if he'd ruled himself out. Clutching at straws maybe but at this point it's all we've got. Surely it's because Ashley would sue him if he broke the agreed confidentiality clause.

Barca to win to nil is still 11/10 (on Sky Bet at least)

Why why why did I go for an in play draw at 0-1? Gut instinct was probable Barca win but got drawn in by the 4-1 for the draw.

Just reads to me like he's been legally bound by a confidentiality clause by us not to say anything about the interview.

If he's having to leak through the media that he still wants the job then he's not getting it. Just shows they aren't even in direct touch. Whoever gets it will be someone that can pick up the phone to Carr and vice/versa. I'd have him in a heartbeat, mind.

Yeah but Carver isn't Pardew. Then he turned out to be Carvdew. I'm concerned we'll get Christophe Pardier whereas I'm pretty sure Garde will be just Garde. And not Parde.

He looked good in the limited number of games he got when he first arrived. But then Pardew and his 'coaches' got to work their magic on him. It's no surprise he's ended up the broken player he is now. How are you supposed to progress as a player if you don't play? How are you supposed to progress when also-rans such as Steve Stone and Carver are coaching you along with Pardew. Can you imagine the kind of things they will have been saying to him? He looks shocking at the moment no doubt but I find it hard to blame him. I don't think he's innately a bad player.

Absolute genius that.

That article reads like it was written by someone who speaks English as a second language. Embarrassing stuff from someone who professes to be a journalist.

Livid at these quotes from Gollum.

Is it me or is Rooney barely an above average player these days? Admittedly I don't watch many Man U matches but when I do he doesn't look anything special.

Is he real or just a parody account?

Playing for the draw. He's learnt from the best.

Ffs

Willo bullet header here

Everyone's a left back when you're the King.

Gayle on for that bit of magic.

Jesus Christ willo. All he can do is screw things up or put the ball out for a throw. That's literally it.

Willo, fuck's sake.

He realised Pards was watching it was hilarious Abeid looked confused and disgusted at him in equal measure.

Pardew what's the score!!

Get Cisse off man.