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If stories are to be believed, was on target to break Pardew's jaw before Shola stepped in. That's not true. He was mouthing off and refusing to speak to other players but he never went for Pardew. I don't know who's been telling you fibs but at no point did Hatem physically go for Pardew. He squared off with Pardew until Shola intervened. That's from as good as it gets in terms of source I've got it from better. There was shouting but at no point did Hatem go for him. I'd be very surprised if it was better than where I've got it from. They squared off, and Shola intervened, after the Man Utd game. No punches were thrown, that's true. Any idea what exactly they were squaring off about?

I'm spent after that!

Thought I heard today that he was in talks with Lazio?

I can't take anymore hating a shite manager. My life doesn't need these feelings. Any whiff of a new Pardew and I'm done going to try my hardest to resist watching us play online.

He didn't play. His international clearance didn't come through in time. (see above)

55 people predicted 6 correct results? I thought it was super rare that someone would win it, let alone 55 I got 5 right. Got the City one wrong.

I honestly think he's got real mental problems. He's having some kind of episode.

Pronounced 'guard' as in fire guard, castle guard etc

Who with? He was at our game today. He was with Giggs.

Here he is. Back from the dead. Tit.

WAT He had to fine players here all the time and hasn't had to have done it at Palace. I could just imagine Ben Arfa being fined for running at the defence in training. He's been there a week man!

In. If I bet on them, they are sure to lose. Welcome on board.

In. If I bet on them, they are sure to lose.

Watch Fatty fuck off to the casino instead of meeting him and then bump into Curbishley at the roulette wheel.

They used to boo him before that goal he scored. He was their Willo.

City have just stopped me winning £340 on a 5-fold acca.

Chelsea fans calling for a foul whenever one of their players are tackled

I really don't get Gouffran on the wing. It's just a waste of a position. I don't hate the guy but he's no winger, defensive or otherwise.

Halfy T

I still think we'll score. Might lose 4-1 like.

Like the de-nazification of Germany.

Watching Cabella off the leash just now has reminded me what an idiot Pardew is. The bloke is just a dick. Not good enough for the Premier League ffs.

4231 Ta

I'm a bit late to the party but can someone tell me what formation we're playing?