LV

Should have known we'd end up with one of the usual suspects or the also-rans

This really is an utter pisstake

After all the talk about Garde and Galtier I'm not sold on McLaren at all. Hopefully they'll get promoted and that will be the end of this talk. I reckon he'll still come even if they do get promoted. They're likely to go straight back down and he'd have this gig for years. Probably right LV. I'd have nothing but disdain for this appointment. At least a De Boer, Garde or whoever gives us a bit of interest for once. Heaven knows, they may even say something f***ing interesting. Schteve couldn't appear interesting if he tried. Literally the most boring c*** imaginable. Can't wait to hear his fake geordie accent in his first press conference.

After all the talk about Garde and Galtier I'm not sold on McLaren at all. Hopefully they'll get promoted and that will be the end of this talk. I reckon he'll still come even if they do get promoted. They're likely to go straight back down and he'd have this gig for years.

This. Whoever they get in next is going to be here for an awful long time so I'm just praying it's Tuchel or Garde. Totally underwhelmed by McClaren.

That's just missing Monty Burns in the background counting his cash.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

This ass hat is fucking up my acca again for the second week in a row.

When I was a kid I wanted a BBC micro for Christmas and instead got an Acorn Electron. Haven't really ever recovered from that. I had to play Elite in monochrome ffs. I don't want to be that guy again. Just appoint Garde! think yourself lucky, i wanted a commodore 64 and got a fkn Vic 20, my dad is tight as a ducks are, (hi dad if you're reading Oof. I feel you bro.

When I was a kid I wanted a BBC micro for Christmas and instead got an Acorn Electron. Haven't really ever recovered from that. I had to play Elite in monochrome ffs. I don't want to be that guy again. Just appoint Garde!

He's the fella that also posted this beauty: Martin Trinder ‏@martintrinder Could it be Neil Adams for Nufc

Warris?

oh no, what will they place baby Jesus in

So a decision by this evening then (mardi soir). Hope your mate is right Golfmag.

Yeah. That happened just after I placed an in-play on Mirallas FGS.

Still 20 mins yet and they are all over West Brom.

I wondered about this too. However I'm sure if there was a secret area, I'd have heard about it.

What a brilliant article. Spot on. So come on then, who on here started SackPardew.com and how do I get into the secret area on here? It can't have been toontastic surely.....

We worried Boko Haram had got you mate. Glad your OK Man! I'd slay those fools. Every single one of them. Challenge accepted http://www.dw.de/image/0,,17631055_404,00.jpg Wonder what song he's doing? I reckon it's something from Frozen.

Waiting for what? Anita is by far a better footballer. Due to the nature of his coaching from a young age, through an academy renowned for its pass and move style of play. Just because Colback can take 1 decent freekick in 10, doesn't make him infinitely better. Anita plays football, Jack chases football. Looks as though that Ajax coaching may have been Pardewed out of him.

From the comments on BBC website: Andy Donley: Newcastle fans will live to regret hounding out Alan Pardew, one of the best English managers around.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Yeah, Keegan and Hughton were never popular.

I need somewhere to vent about this cretin and to feel like I'm not alone in my hatred for him.