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I've heard he's got Funny Feet though.

This cunt sacked by Palace yet?

I like the sound of this fella if VanBarpunk is right. I'm sure we can all trust Mike to do the right thing and appoint him.

He's cockney though so we'd all automatically hate him.

I can't believe a single word this guy says.

At least he has made this clear but then on Total Sport a while after the interview had been played, Howey mentioned about his family not being able to go out in Newcastle. Loads of his apologists in the media have been spouting that shite. Ian Wright was at it at the weekend just gone before the Dover match. They need to be called out on this.

"....there is going to be criticism from the stands, but never once did I sense that outside of the ground." Hang on, I thought his family couldn't go out in Newcastle because of the threat?

You are deluded if you don't think that the longer this s*** drags on the more likely it is that Carber will get it. If Ashley wanted him then he would be in by now. Ashley doesn't care what we think, he does what he wants. He gots plenty of stick but still does what he wants, from hiring Pardew almost instantly, to Sports Direct adverts, selling popular players, and even having Wonga as our main sponsor. If Ashkey wanted Carver in the job then he wouldn't wait in order to let things settle down, he'd just appoint him. See the appointments of Pardew and re-appointment of Kinnear at the club. The fact is that so far there has been no appointment of Carver and all reports indicate that Carr will be having an input in who to bring in as a manager with plenty of suitable names mentioned. Even the article that says Carver maybe in charge for the Southampton match indicates an outside appointment. He's probably too busy stuffing his face in the Caribbean to make any decision right now.

No, N-O likes to bath in its own misery. I prefer basque-ing. It sounds so much more classy.

Colo no like the Frenchies

Gutted about this. He was my favourite current NUFC player. Still, at least we've got Riviére to get me up off my seat and give me some exciting moments with his ability to beat a player and score wonder goals.

This is what it sounds like When DOV - CRY

No more goals

Nice suit

I think that if we do start seeing obvious propaganda (and I'm not sure this is anything more than a mate supporting his man) in support of a certain candidate then that PR bloke Keith Bishop will be behind it and that will give us an indication as to who Ashley is going to appoint.

They'll be booing him again soon enough

Everything Wright is saying about us is straight from the 'Newcastle Utd Stereotypes' textbook, 1997 edition.

Ian Wright on BT Sport trotting out the usual fallacies. Apparently, he couldn't even go out in town whether we won or lost. Such utter bullshit. I know he's probably an ex-Palace mate of his but it boils my p*ss. I cannot wait to see this c*** fail. Edit: Giggsed by Paully.

It would be more apt for him to wear a full clown suit tbh

I've got a hell of a lot more hate for this guy left to vent and need this thread to stick around a bit longer.

Remember Luque... Didn't Best also take a very long time till his first goal? Same goes for De Jong... We just have it when a player doesn't hit the ground running he never hits it Yep. That's the first and last time I ever put money on Riviére.

Don't get this at all. What exactly has he done wrong here? It's not illegal is it?

And Frank Skinner.

It's been almost a week ffs

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