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I’m still confused as to how there were 2 season ticket holders in my seat I bought through the resale for the Villa match last week. Had to get a Steward and their supervisor to sort it out. They made the season ticket holders move as they said they shouldn’t have been there but not sure where they moved them to. It all seemed really dodgy.

I’ve got a very good feeling about this game. I think we could get something here.

Yep

Absolutely tremendous signing this. Looking forward to the England teams having a fair few Newcastle players in coming years too.

It’s amazing. Def worth a visit. Didn’t one of the Donalds who created Viz used to work there too?

I’m already cringing

Who’s looking after the player liaison guy though?

Who does he support? I’ve not seen anything about it

She’s an absolute keeper this one

Dunno how Bruno managed to squeeze himself out the door of the training ground.

Wright’s pies as in the pies from Stoke on Trent??

V exciting times. Loving our business this summer.

Sorry to hear all that. You can be the next Eddie Howe instead.

Whereabouts in Liverpool do you live?

Oof that sounds shit. You manage to get back playing again?

He’s already had Greggs with Ginola

Needs to shave the chin part of his beard off and just leave the Wario ‘tache

Curly wurly for me like

Great time to have given up sugar this

You can just hide it

We already have a target on our backs, we’d be foolish to breach the rules because you know they’d throw the kitchen sink at us.

I think the relationship is more with Behdad Eghbali than with Boehly.

I really don't like the Spaghetti stuff