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This

Ferdinand was much better than Wilson is.

Isn’t the club doing some kind of in-house produced documentary? It might be part of that.

Chase his car out of the car park?

Mate, the head chef under Ashley had to saw the arms off chairs to make cheese boards for the restaurant I’ll bet that wasn’t the half of it either.

There they are!

Darke an Everton fan or summat?

He was getting motm and goals when he was playing further forward

Push Bruno forward for me. Get him amongst the goals again

That is absolutely shit. Poor bloke and family

Not a like for like player but he’d be a definite all round improvement on Shelvey

Wonder if anyone dared offer Big Dunc anything vegan after his debut match and loss today?

Woof

He did when he was in the prem

Sheff Utd are Saudi owned too

He’s combative. Likes a yellow card

I’ve always liked Berge. I’d be happy with that as a replacement for Shelvey.

Seems like it’s player driven this. As in, we weren’t expecting this or planning it. I don’t think it’s a given that we’ve let him go because we’ve got another midfielder lined up to come in.

Nice of Ashworth to give him an Argentinian Tango lesson too

That was a dire game of football mind

State of this pitch

Can we stop taking the piss out of his looks now. It’s getting 2D-ious.

The fuck are they at the back?