Jack Flash

"We'll keep it in-house" he said.

Same people rushing in to back Pardew up, as usual

I'd pick QPR to beat West Ham anyway, just the odds look particularly tempting and would bump the total odds up in an accumulator.

Llamb Source.

Get QPR in a few of your accumulators for Saturday. Fantastic odds yet again.

Expectations continue to be lowered I see.

He's doing us a favour. What a player/human.

Really feel like I'm letting myself down when I watch football on ITV. I'm watching Winterwatch for the next 2 minutes.

I totally agree with you mate, but you'll have very little joy with this line of argument on here. Tag Team.

Wages shouldn't be too much of a barrier if we keep signing young, moderately priced continental players like Santon, Anita, Tiote etc and a few low cost refurbishment players like Ben Arfa, Marveaux and Ba. It worked last year and probably would have this year if we'd kept doing it.

Draw no bet market, yo.

What if she's ill (nervous breakdown, depression etc) because he had the affair?

http://i.imgur.com/GQ1o7.png

For now. The bigger the league gets the worse it'll be for the fans.

Even then "we was lookin' tired out there today" would be the first thing Pard-o would say to explain our lifeless display.

You what? Debuchy = Ba. One in, one out etc

Mike should be applauded for spending (Chelsea's) money to strengthen our defence.

It's just a horrible circle. The less players we sign, the more excuses Pardew will have and he'll cling to his job for even longer. He might have to start "promoting" our players in the press again very soon

Pardew in our special transfer hotel.

WOAT. Would've loved to have been wrapped up in one of those bad boys this morning.

That's the main thing. Sitting on our bench for the vast maj won't help him and it's not like we'll be in Europe next year or take the cups seriously.

Would you rather we used that stick or the "still can't win using other tactics" stick? http://www.card-boredbox.com/tinyimages/Carnival_Cruise_Lines_Pinata.jpg

Me. No idea who he is but his stats look much better than the experts on here are suggesting. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baf%C3%A9timbi_Gomis#Club

Realistically, we'd get no more than that for him imo. He'll be 31 next week and defenders don't often go for very much.

We've only signed 1 player in 15 days and he probably didn't see the insides of that hotel room