Jack Flash

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Keegan to be in the stands overseeing his new squad.

The damage to his ego was obvious. It didn't seem like his heart was in it (into slagging us off and being a relentless, unyielding cunt) after the Stoke crucifixion. For making the crown slip this lot deserve medals.

Let's just assume Lardiola hasn't got the management skills to deal with anyone other than his son and the Hatem we'll definitely be getting back will be the one we first signed.

I still don't get the difference. You're a disgrace Pip. A big disgrace. When gay is used in a derogatory sense, there's no difference! I'm not going to get into this, but you're wrong. Very wrong. Kobe was fined for using a slur. It's the same thing, bro. Get with the times. Homophobia will eventually reach the level of racism. Won't be for a while though as it's fairly new and people are fucking idiots.

2 goals in 219 minutes in the league. Should improve on that in the next 4 games.

Hate matches like this. Referee hasn't got a chance.

No idea what he's even complaining about tbh. Lambert's doing a good job. Who are they expecting to replace him? Guardiola? #sitdown #shutup

Harsh. Man City should have had 2 or 3 penalties.

Wilson is not a generic re-gen ffs

Back to endlessly hearing about Man Utd's defensive problems despite them spending infinite cash.

Milner and Navas on the wings of the richest team in the world

He would be captain in 15 of the teams in the division James Milner imo Right, I rarely watch city, and have always considered milner fairly useless since he was here, so what is so special about him now? Obertan syndrome. Piss poor planning has left him as the first choice winger there.

Other way round imo. There'll be a backlash and it'll be beautiful.

www.amazon.com/Kevin-Keegan-Goal-Michael-Hodges/dp/075222476X One for the book club thread.

The worst thing about the game these days is that someone like Clough - who I genuinely think is the greatest British manager ever - would not be able to achieve anything like as much. Aye, even doing what Keegan did with us is pretty much unthinkable these days unless you've got some serious money behind you. Someone sent me a link the other day, it was a clip on youtube of an entire episode of the local news here in Birmingham from june 1981. I sat down and spent half an hour watching it, purely out of nostalgia, not even thinking about football. At the end, it was the sports news, and the main story was "Ron Saunders is understood to have turned down the vacant manager's job at Manchester United. Saunders said he was not intending to leave champions Aston Villa". All of a sudden, the half hour spent looking at the outdated fashions of the presenters, the awful graphics, the ancient looking presentation was totally trumped by a little snippet like that that made it feel more like 100 years ago. Had a similar moment like that recently. Read this quote in a book and I'd have given anything to turn the clocks back http://i.imgur.com/AHNbUZ1.png We had almost been relegated to the old 3rd Division only a few years before he said that. Now I'm sat here gutted because we've beaten Tottenham, Man City and Liverpool in the space of a week.

What I like most about brummie is that he's starting to remind me of the Jack Flash of 2 years ago. He's fast approaching my absolute peak of hatred.

That Ronaldo stat is absolute bollocks. It is actually 21. Since Villa last scored, Alan Pardew has won 5 games. He'd won 5 in the previous 9 months.

Captained the bastard in the last 2 weeks when nobody else did but changed it to Jack Welback this week, despite knowing how fucking shit he is. Still fluked an assist though, which put him ahead of the Costa bores.

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Wow

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"You can catch Ebola via intimate sexual relations" http://i.imgur.com/UUPTwsC.gif

This is complete shite. He was the worst player for us last night because he was used so badly.