Jack Flash

He'll have been on Pardening leave since the last game.

This is a perfect example of how easy a likeable and competent manager would have it now. That is "refreshing honesty" because he didn't blame the January sales for us being crap. The new manager has an empty net after Alan Fritzl.

Said it before but he's not a striker and never has been. He's a Rooney type who desperately need the ball at his feet.

There's a decent chance he'll be stuck in the middle of the Championship this time next year and it won't be our problem.

That would've gone down well here

What's the "for" in Carvers case? If he gets the job he'll be the latest in a growing line of people appointed manager here by either convenience or nepotism, not merit. It's absolutely baffling that this might be accepted again. This'll be where we're "too demanding" I suppose?

I can feel your excitement He's been watching it since Sunday night, sleeping only during the adverts.

Human footstool. Looks great in the VIP room in his house.

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Friday ffs.

He definitely said it. www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-caretaker-john-carvers-8367178

It begins http://i.imgur.com/rT88ZTC.gif

Ketsbaia's odds look to have dropped quite suddenly. 12/1 in one place from 66/1 yesterday.

Keegan said a few times that the match goers are easily pleased which is undeniable true. No other team in the world gets 50k every home game yet hasn't had anything to show for it since 1969. If everyone took Keegan's words to heart as they claim to, they'd admit what we're seeing now is a disgrace. Not because we as a club aren't good enough but because we're actively not trying to be good enough. Consolidation is our goal yet Keegan actually banned everyone from saying that word when we got promoted in 1993.

Sherwood and Bruce are going up. Bruce quite quickly.

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/newcastle/next-permanent-manager

He's saying don't let bookies odds influence your thinking which strongly suggests it's not Bruce, Carver, McClaren etc as they're at the top.

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Yeah, just saying how the odds are going up and down due to nobody knowing anything. There's usually a few clear favourites. Certainly was last time

He was odds on favourite this time last night but now even Benitez has lower odds.

He sure is. I love you. Became a father two months ago... think this may top it. Even Dave posted a gif. It's happening.

http://www.betvictor.com/sports/en/football-specials/manager-specials/coupons/982100/126456098/534177200/0/0/PE/0/0/0/0/0 Still very good value to be had if you pick the right horse.

I'd love someone to actually explain what they mean by "demanding supporters". What other club in the world gets 50k every home game without having won a trophy since 1969?

Starting to sweat a little bit.

http://i.imgur.com/DqG09HZ.png Can't believe these are the bets that have tempted me to gamble for the first time in nearly 2 years