Jack Flash

Looks like one of the Nasty Boyz. You must have balls of steel to have attempted that reference.

Cocaine was big back then. Boncho Genchev and Gunnar Halle also up for consideration.

Bonus point for his commitment to trousers. And his array of shocking keeper tops

Jakob Kjeldbjerg could double up with Dmitri Kharine.

http://footballburp.com/opinion/forum-thread-of-the-week-newcastle-fans-lambast-alan-pardew-on-way-to-victory/ Was this ever posted?

Ulrich van Gobbel - Funny name, shit player. Fraser Digby - conceded 100 goals in the PL once.

An injury prone player from a team who haven't won a decent trophy in 20 years.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/418959/Alan-Pardew-discusses-Yannick-Bolasie-s-future After the last line he deliberately looks at the camera and smiles. Bloody chairman selling the best players behind Pardew's back ffs. http://i.imgur.com/54ky7Ch.gif

That's the thing about an attacker losing the ball. There'll be about 8 players behind him so if he loses the ball high up the pitch it shouldn't be his fault if it ends up in the net. This says it all. Or it did until football became needlessly complicated for some reason.

16th is the next one.

There is on YT its insane You know the name? Ben Arfa Control Vs. Stoke

Search for BenArfa10i on youtube for loads of videos of him being late and arguing.

Same here. Can't quite put into words why I prefer it so that's probably why.

Sanchez will be an absolute wreck by February at this rate.

That was from 2012. Here's a few more...

Funny how Pardew didn't "see through" Nile Ranger. He was in and around the team a month before he was sacked for all this shit and more... He was on the bench a week before the rape arrest which finally got him sacked. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69326000/jpg/_69326444_nileranger.jpg Welcome back, Nile!

Don't be so stupid, man. Bore off pal Not so long back Hatem had his tail between his legs defending Pardew and encouraging the fans to get behind him which obviously poured cold water on the Out campaign. Yet here you are pretending he's played a major part in Pardew's departure. You badly need to get in the real fucking world, man. Ironically, he was being professional.

He was blowing kisses to the fans when walking to the bench before the game. Never did that with us

3rd Villa game in a row where literally nothing has happened.

Pushing the camera away ffs That and blowing kisses to the fans. What a freak.

Dover Athletic v Crystal Palace FA Cup 3rd Round 13:00 BT Sport 1 / BT Sport 1 HD

https://gfycat.com/PopularSourEastsiberianlaika For context, Phil "The Power" Neville.

https://gfycat.com/ColorlessPettyFlicker

They'll be back up in 24 hours. It's happened with everyone who's been linked.

*ticket office