Jack Flash

To a neutral/casual fan, we almost got relegated and haven't improved the squad. That's on top of the miles of very negative column inches in May and June.

This might be why we finally sacked him off?

Imagine that last line going along the breaking new ticker

Santon Claus will deliver more goals next year. He went close loads of times last year.

Buying players

He went backwards.

Why terrible? Not trendy enough. I personally hope we sign someone from abroad who has a worse record and costs twice as much. Yeah bit p*ssed off, i was hoping Ashley was gonner go nab Messi. He wouldn't work with Cisse, yo. Bent and Cisse would work? More so than Messi and Cisse. Messi is too greedy and a racist.

Why terrible? Not trendy enough. I personally hope we sign someone from abroad who has a worse record and costs twice as much. Yeah bit pissed off, i was hoping Ashley was gonner go nab Messi. He wouldn't work with Cisse, yo.

Why terrible? Not trendy enough. I personally hope we sign someone from abroad who has a worse record and costs twice as much.

Funny wording. If they'll be paying his current wage they're idiots.

I'd say we are light in CM as the manager will only ever play Cabaye and Tiote there unless they're injured. A winger will be getting more starts there than our other CM's.

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Definitely trying to get rid of our English players

Soon.

Bit of a shame but it's the best for both of us. I've put 15 in my lottery numbers tonight to pay my respects.

Fatman Fatchew.

The "drunken assault on ex wife" was grabbing her arm btw. Nowhere near as bad as the headlines want you to think.

.com has 2014. If they're wrong I'll send them many viruses.

We'll have seen the Everton stuff in the paper and tried to hijack it.

Assuming there's nothing stopping him, it's a very wise move for him to shut up for a while after how bad things were in May. Out of sight, out of mind.

He'll waste another year by making about 10 first team appearances (8 off the bench and 2 starts in the cup if you were wondering).

He's not going to do anything here. If he cared at all about his career he'd leave.

Did some youtube scouting of Kone and it'd be worse than the mackems appointing Di Canio ffs. (shouldn't have spend 10 mins watching the video )

Quite a strange policy that one. It might not be a coincidence that Williamson, Perch, Gosling and Shola are all terrible. They won't be replaced so I'd rather have the body than the money.

Our new transfer policy might be to get rid of all our English players as they've nearly all either left or are being shopped around.