Lush Vlad

I’m nervous as fuck now. More so than the cup final, even. I started drinking a good 3-4 hours before kick off that day. So that probably helped. Sat here needing to finish some work. But I think I’ll just crack a can, instead.

Mental. He’s a 30 year old man. Looks 50. Talks like a 12 year old trying to get away with being a cunt at school. What a bellend.

Fuck off to the UK politics thread you two go and have a slanging match in there. Biggest home game since PSG and you're arguing over cuisine and Brits abroad FFS

Tindall would definitely be the trigger man

Right. That's me sold. I'd invade a country off the back of that.

Most teams in La Liga don’t have 2 road runners in attack or a midfield as good as ours. They don’t have Howe, either.

As someone that usually cannot stand seeing Gordon up top. I think that front 3 makes sense against Barca’s high line and the ability to press right across the 3. 2 of the 3 have electric pace and the other is brilliant at making that run in behind the full back coming off the wing and is hardly a slouch. It also means good options off the bench in Murphy and Woltemade. With the latter still being nowhere near up to speed in a Howe team and system. It also provides a bit of rotation ahead of a busy old schedule. That’s if it is true, of course! The supposed ITK’s have been hit and miss of late with team news and injuries.

Ignore the WUM

Just seen we are marginal favourites most places to beat these. Mental how far we have come in a short space of time.

That’s just who we are mate

They really are the worst thing in existence.

Woof

Chelsea game it is then

That blood pact with the devil is doing wonders for these cunts already this season.

Are Atletico still radge as fuck? Hopefully some of their mad bastads leave plenty on him.

Similar build to a moomin. Or that weird hybrid thing off Alien Resurrection:

I’d love to see him get the same fate as Lord Varys. Where’s Drogon when you need him?!

I felt like Klopp took a lot longer to go full twat. He would have had more reason to and all. As he had those mental, long running battles with City every year. Must have been soul destroying being that good and regularly missing out on silverware and league titles. Slot has had a very easy ride in comparison and rocked up in a season where nobody else stood out, offered much fight or put up consistent performances. Certainly riding on the coattails of that great Klopp team, as well. Yet he has still turned into a whinging, self-entitled arrogant tosser. Quite the feat.

I cut the other way with him. I only really remember him against City (good) and Arsenal (crap) in Europe. Watching him at Arsenal. I’m surprised at how poor he looks technically. Bad touch, not great dribbling with the ball, link up play looks out of place with the players he is playing with. But at the same time. He is also exactly what they have been crying out for and he will score plenty, I reckon. They have loads of attacking options and strength in depth to keep creating chances for him.

WE’LL SHIT EM!

Bautista is actually a really good actor. But it was as if that role was written specifically written for Clancy Brown. Used to quote him all the time when I was younger.

I try and not listen to anything that Lord Varys, eunuch looking motherfucker has to say. Master of whisperers? More like Master of arrogant cunts. Amirite?!

Even if there is clearly some debate for certain positions. The biggest difference is who is managing each team.

Keane always seems disgusted with life in general. But whenever I’ve seen him with Sturridge. He looks particularly angry about being there