Lush Vlad

Don't the away team call it? He is just unlucky and never wins one and it seems like teams always turn us around now and perhaps that wasn't always the case before?

Yeah, I was going to say. As good as James is, he is never fit for a sustained period of time.

As far as I can tell. One of the youtube personality types and used to be on whatever that wank show/podcast was that True Geordie was on. A cacophony of cunts.

Harsh on Merson, IMO. I know he sounds dense and can't pronounce players names. But at times, he actually makes some really valid points and isn't in it purely to annoy people into calling up a premium phone line. Agbonlahor is the worst out there of the more mainstream lot. The worst of the worst is that Rory bloke. Amazed he gets air time. But probably does for the soundbites and the segments they can clip up to drive debate, based on his shit takes and stupid comments.

Don’t they get to play loads more games against the minnows these days, though?

I think most people have thought this for a while. Great player at times, proper moments player. Often wants to do too much, have extra touches, keep cutting back like you’ve alluded to. He does seem like a bit of a bellend these days. But I suppose he does play for Real Madrid. So it comes with the territory.

Compare and contrast to after the Brighton game. When someone said he was sick of the sight of them

Osula is fucking rapid

“Am I in fact a useless, lazy, cabbage heed twat?!” “No. It’s everyone else who is wrong.”

I’d wish him well at pretty much any club bar sunderland and those cunts. Can’t see there being an ounce of truth in this, mind.

You can tell he can’t stand him. Probably him that was leaking the stories to Hope Never knew they blocked Jones from going away with England. Always felt it was a bit odd he didn’t go a second time. As all of the noise around him from the England camp and his drills and sessions was positive, I thought?

Yeah. Sadly we don’t have the City/Chelsea unlimited money cheat turned on Quick guesstimate you’d be looking at what, £250-300m for 6 of the 7 players you’ve listed.

Fucking Bayern, man. They really do take the biscuit.

Yeah. He oozes charisma and just seems a genuine, stand up guy. His emotions are what makes him so great and are also his downfall at times. You can tell it really does mean so much to him. In fairness, most of this squad manage to come across as ‘normal’. In this day and age and with how modern footballers come across and are portrayed. It’s refreshing to see.

I thought he kept making some really narrow, almost striker type runs in behind against West Ham and Liverpool and mentioned it in here. Watching that James Allcott analysis and he certainly did. Offers something different to Gordon. Certainly more of a goal/assist/try and get the ball into the box threat.

Barnes might be getting more minutes than he expected between now and the end of the season then.

He retired, didn’t he?

He’s just a kid TBF and a very good player already. Clearly a very confident lad. But it did make me laugh that he was almost complaining and looked like he was going to cry when Trippier was giving him a load of shit after he chirped up in the second leg. Arsenal players trying to get Trippier to leave it, as he’s so young. He put a pretty big target on his back with that Haaland celebration. Old enough to pull that. Then you’re old enough to get some heat coming back your way.

Are Spurs in a position where they need to sell to buy? I wouldn’t have thought so myself? I thought the fans complaints were because they didn’t spend enough or on the players they need. Despite not actually paying back huge amounts on the stadium or having a big wage bill vs turnover. What do you think he would cost then? Surely in today’s market even £65-70m is too low for him? Which would still be massive money for us. Has his form not dropped off a cliff after his earlier successes under Ange, as well? I know they’re a bit shit. But they’re still a very attacking side. I know it’s not purely about G+A. But Jacob Murphy has more goal involvements in the league than him and I’m guessing he’d be playing on the right here in this hypothetical scenario. Despite moving about and often being more central there.

How the fuck did they lose when he was taking the piss like that He’s probably always played this way. But I never realised how good he was with his feet. Quick feet to get a bit of room or away from a tackler. Does it all the while.

What? Would they not want like £70-80m for Kulisevski. That’d be a huge waste of money on our budget and not even sure he’d necessarily want the move anyway.

That’s an impressive lineup of smug cunts. Like they’ve managed to get the A grade, Champions League level pundit when it comes to pretentious nonsense and loving themselves. A top tier top 5.

Probably best to ignore everything that smug prick says.

Haha. Class. That clip is going to be meme-worthy. Me every time I have a pint on Super Sunday.

Wasn’t there an ex-Liverpool scout/DoF type who basically said they are well aware of these players. But they can’t afford to take the gamble and bed them in. So they will raid the likes of Brighton, Bournemouth or previously Southampton. Then pay a big premium. Sounds absolutely bonkers to me. But there was more to it than that and there was some sound reasoning behind it that I can’t really remember or try and justify.