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I really hope he is not going to start speaking about himself in the third person, like Zlatan does.

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Tony Blair dangermows saying he isn't in prison for being a paedo? What am I missing? Ah of course. Sexual activity with a girl under the age of 16 and child grooming. Practically did nowt wrong

Nice to see that people aren't overreacting to the penalty incident

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Before Mitro accidently snaps his neck like a twig He does have a touch of Lennie about him tbf Spot on he looked like he was close to tears asking for that penalty. Definitely seems like he's not all there Don't care, though. Love the big daftie

No exagguration to say it was easier to score that than miss it. Well, it clearly is an exaggeration. He could have had a touch or set his body to curl it in on his right foot. Should be hitting the target at least. It was harder to shank the ball where he did, than get it on target, mind :lol;

Shit. Never thought of that. We'll be losing a similar amount of players. But the players we'll be losing haven't been regulars, or contributed much. Plus, our squad is actually in a healthy state, for a change.

Playing for 0-0 draws and losing seems like shrewd tactics, to me

I like Liverpool, due to Klopp, Rafa and the fact that my Liverpool supporting mates have not been as irritating the last few years. Quite a lot of them have actually been humbled by not winning much by their standards and just seem happy to have a manager and team to be proud of. Still get a lot of annoying, plastic fans. But that goes for any big club.

Been there ages and seemed to have gone a bit stale. Not that shocked. I can't see Mike Phelan lasting too long. After grinding out the odd result at the start of the season and an unlucky last minute defeat to Man U. His players seem to have downed tools and he looks like one of the most uninspiring managers in the league. It also doesn't help that they have a terrible squad.

They always do. I originally had typed, "the jammy fuckers always find a way." But this feels different. Especially as we're not around to kick start their season and they have some fairly tricky games coming up. If they can't beat Hull. They may as well put in a relegation request.

They look woeful. West Ham should have had a goal or two before finally scoring. Should have had a penalty early on, too. Manquillo with a blatant foul. Really don't see how they turn this around?!

Didn't Hayden play midweek? Small sample size, but of late. It seems like Perez and Colback are getting a look in for home games and we are going with Hayden and Diame in their place when we're on our travels.

No, Perez will start them, he's more like Gayle than mitrovic. I had hoped buying Murphy meant we had two target men in mitrovic and Murphy, with Murphy backup whilst Gayle and Perez fought it out for the partnership...but it's one striker up top and it's been pretty much that from the start, I don't think it'll change at all this season. Can't see Perez playing up top on his own, TBH. If Gayle got injured/suspended. I expect Mitro will start up top, with Perez behind him. Two of our best attacking performances in the last couple of seasons have come with that front pairing playing.

Can't deal with Souness. Clearly knows his stuff. But if NUFC are ever involved, the bitterness just comes oozing out of him and he talks utter shit. Such a dour prick, too. You would think Gullit would perhaps be a bit bitter, as well. But he is far more balanced and enjoyable to watch.

Yep. He is always miserable, looks for the negatives, makes sure he comes across as a hard man and is just needlessly down on everything. A poor man's Gary Birtles, if you will.

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Do I think Rafa trusts him? Our best performance of the season came with him in the team. It just so happens that we signed a prolific striker, who looks like scoring every time he plays and we only play one up top. What is Rafa going to do? Play one of them the wing FFS?

Which point isn't valid? Do you think rafa trusts him? How was he against villa? Am I wrong about him being offside for the winner against Norwich? Saying he cost us against Villa, doesn't win headers, some bullshit about Norwich. A possible offside and a fairly poor cameo against Villa. Quick, throw him under the bus. He's shit. If you wanted to point to his lack of composure and pace. Then I'd tend to agree. But you're not. You're talking shit.

I can understand why people aren't that keen on Mitro. But at least use valid points to back up your reasoning

Who is that aimed at? Keys?

Whenever I catch bits of the game on those periscope streams. Fans are always going off about Diame. Heard a bit of racist stick in the Norwich game and I'm forever hearing a knacker or two shouting "get him off" after a mistake I'm not a fan of his from what I have seen so far. He often makes the wrong decision when he gets near the box and quite regularly slows play down with an extra touch or two. But the level of abuse and criticism he is getting from some, does seem a bit ridiculous.

Will you please take a deep breath and then never breathe back out.

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