loki679

Garbage. From his first game when he lashed one out for a throw in from five yards he's looked every inch the Mike Williamson of attackers.

Aye, he's out of contract, not sacked. I expect heads will roll for this debacle.

You forgot hiding, he's ace at hiding. Course you would be if you were a bloodless smackhead, mobs and that.

Half the team have left Carver hanging

What a beautiful man. Wanted us to go down but Jonas getting one on his final appearance to keep us up will do.

wat

He has been, yes. Yes, his technique has been terrible. He could have crossed his legs or maybe tried leaning forward with his arms on his knees, face exuding concentration and willing the team on. All he did was sit there with a look that made it seem he was thinking 'Ryan fucking Taylor is getting a game ahead of me. Fuck my life'

Charnely's about to cry

Riviere

Best NUFC player so far has been the lineman at the Hull match. I let that go in the other thread assuming it might be a typo. LineSman? Have I been saying that incorrectly for years?

Best NUFC player so far has been the lineman at the Hull match. I let that go in the other thread assuming it might be a typo.

Woodman licking his lips on the bench

Riviere is undoubtedly going to see out his contract here, scoring maybe 3 goals along the way.

New kit is fucking rank.

Anyone with an ounce of creativity dropped. Dat

Who wrote that? He's got it absolutely spot on like, fair play to him. the initials were "SM", just cant work out who that is! Stiffys mum

Aye, imagine having that cunt move to your league, poor sods.

If we go down I can cancel my PL football package on TV and save £3.20 a month. Fingers crossed lads.

http://i.imgur.com/vMLCAAW.png They're professional athletes and the blue shit at the bottom makes it look like they've got a big gut on them. It's probably not going to be too forgiving on our mildly more rotund fanbase

Don't forget to change his height too. He's at least 6'4".

What the ever loving fuck is this shit? If I chuck someone into a combined harvester but pull them out when they're just a bit maimed, maybe an arm or two lopped off i'm not their 'saviour'

Is the bottom line (insert wrestling gag) What did the mathematician wrestlers do?

The alternatives are Remi Garde, Thomas Tuchel, Paco Jemez, Christophe Galtier....... No they're not. In a different time, on a different planet under a different owner they would be but under this prick the alternative is John Carver. It seems this situation needs some clarification because clearly some of you can't read: Do i want John Carver as manager? No Do i want Steve McLaren as manager? No Do i want John McLaren as manager? No Do i want Steve Carver as manager? No Would i be HAPPY with either of them? No If i HAD TO choose between the two, who would i go for? McLaren 100% Are there any other candidates i would prefer to get the job? Yes, at least 30 including Garde, Klopp, Keegan, Galtier, Ancelotti........ Any questions? Show me one example of where I have used the words 'happy' and 'settle' in any of my posts. Is it any wonder people assume we're all thick? There you go. And we don't assume you're thick any more than we assume the sky is blue. Nice example. You might want to read it again and then refer back to your previous comment. I wasn't talking about you or anyone else on here assuming i'm thick. I was referring to outsiders thinking Geordies are all thick and if they read most of this thread they'd have the perfect evidence to back up their argument. It's ok, we can get the mods to delete your stuff if you're worried about people thinking we're retarded. You're pretty much noise anyway.

The alternatives are Remi Garde, Thomas Tuchel, Paco Jemez, Christophe Galtier....... No they're not. In a different time, on a different planet under a different owner they would be but under this prick the alternative is John Carver. It seems this situation needs some clarification because clearly some of you can't read: Do i want John Carver as manager? No Do i want Steve McLaren as manager? No Do i want John McLaren as manager? No Do i want Steve Carver as manager? No Would i be HAPPY with either of them? No If i HAD TO choose between the two, who would i go for? McLaren 100% Are there any other candidates i would prefer to get the job? Yes, at least 30 including Garde, Klopp, Keegan, Galtier, Ancelotti........ Any questions? Show me one example of where I have used the words 'happy' and 'settle' in any of my posts. Is it any wonder people assume we're all thick? There you go. And we don't assume you're thick any more than we assume the sky is blue.

BTW Tuchel is Dortmund boss so we can forget him. I can understand why some people would want McClaren as he'd be our best manager in some time. I've gone off the idea of having him myself though. Aye, incredibly Dortmund made the mind blowing move of appointing a new manager when they need one. Ignore the fact he was available for months and months prior to his appointment at Dortmund. Damned Germans must be channeling the spirit of Einstein to come up with such a masterstroke as appointing a qualified person to a position that needs filled. Bet they didn't even monitor him.