loki679

If you're quite happy to settle for the shite you're getting fed then i'm not sure why you're even in this discussion tbh. Garde, Tuchel, et al are alternatives no matter what your sperm donors tell you. If we don't go for them it's not a reason to dismiss them as alternatives, it's a reason to burn penfold and his jabba like master to the ground.

What difference does it make which division you're in?

Good. We'll likely get Carver no matter what so watching him and the geniuses who came up with this amazing plan get their arses kicked down to League One and beyond will be sweet.

The alternatives are Remi Garde, Thomas Tuchel, Paco Jemez, Christophe Galtier.......

Take it down to the conference. As far as it takes.

I don't particularly want my attackers to track back. I find it quite strange that anyone does. If I have a player who can cause real damage to the opposition in their third then I would quite like him to be in their third most of the game.

Yeah exactly I just can't understand this way of thinking. It's mental This way of thinking gives you at least one season of ambition and something to try and win. The other way is the endless quest for 45 points and nothing more over and over and over and over again. Still not sold on it. Getting out of championship isn't ambition Whey, we can aim for 8th - 17th again and go out of the cups as quickly as possible, eh? Much better, at least my company gets loads of exposure and I get to rake in millions of Sky money. Fuck, no, I get to be bored senseless watching a pointless advertising vehicle not compete. Never mind. HSDU.

Rank works quite well as title. King Kevin Keegan Sir Bobby Robson Rank John Carver

Yeah exactly I just can't understand this way of thinking. It's mental This way of thinking gives you at least one season of ambition and something to try and win. The other way is the endless quest for 45 points and nothing more over and over and over and over again.

Dat mid-table. Man, if we get someone half decent we might even get as high as eighth. Fucking hell, as long as we avoid europe and the cups and anything designed to incite even the vaguest spark of excitement we might be able to get paid play in the bestest league in the world for years. I'm positively jizzing.

He's shit, he's ginger and he's a cunt.

To be fair, none of them could understand the incoherent dribble coming out of his mouth. Should have offered them a new contract, we'd need a new doorframe.

Fuck, please get relegated on Sunday, it would make my year.

The alternatives are fixed up because THEY WERE EMPLOYED BY FOOTBALL CLUBS LOOKING FOR A FOOTBALL MANAGER. They didn't go off and become doctors or binmen you useless sack of sputum. They're not available because every other club on the planet understands that when a manager leaves you employ a new one and don't just give the most important job at the club to the bloke who hands out the half time oranges.

Delfouneso must be gutted, what a career nosedive. He was quite good on FM too.

Yeah because we have a spotless record of not letting things get fucked up unintentionally.

Robert and Ginola were lazy cunts too. Fucking hate players like that.

That would be French internationals Cabaye and Debuchy? No mention of HBA - lost money, MYM - lost money, Marveaux - lost money, Santon - lost money. People seem to talk about this great model we have yet what has it got us? We've lost money on the vast majority of transfers thus far and are staring relegation in the face. Wow. Nice plan.

I think you got 'themselves' and 'ourselves' the wrong way round, Lee, you absolute mong.

Alan Brazil is southern?

Fans fault again. Stupid fans losing all those games.

Hope Man U fuck it off and Wet Spam do us The least Sports Direct FC deserves.

The Chronicle really is an embarrassment to the city like.