loki679

It's incredible. It's almost as if talent, preparation and a cogent gameplan are more effective.

Twice a year we have to sit and watch this shower blow us away. Utter shambles yet again. Sick of this bollocks.

He was at it again just, Cabella travelling with the ball and the second he didn't get the pass he specifically wanted he shut down and let play pass. He's a fucking lump of bollocks. Fed up biting my tongue, he's never a top player, not anywhere close. Biting your tongue? You mean waiting until his form has ended and then continuing on your daft little crusade? I've thought it all along. Whilst you were tossing off to his 'pre transfer window spell' I was still as consistent as I am now. He's a fucking lump. Get out of it. He's done alright overall this season, few bad games, few good ones, some excellent. The second he hits a bit of bad form though you come running back with the same mindless drivel you've been spouting for ages. You're like Ronaldo with Colocinni except not likeable, funny, or in any way endearing. Fuck you. http://peoplepassionate.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/6-Tips-You-Can-Use-Today-To-Be-a-Social-Badass.png

The only thing keeping them in the premier league the last few seasons has been us

He was at it again just, Cabella travelling with the ball and the second he didn't get the pass he specifically wanted he shut down and let play pass. He's a fucking lump of bollocks. Fed up biting my tongue, he's never a top player, not anywhere close. Biting your tongue? You mean waiting until his form has ended and then continuing on your daft little crusade? I've thought it all along. Whilst you were tossing off to his 'pre transfer window spell' I was still as consistent as I am now. He's a fucking lump. Get out of it. He's done alright overall this season, few bad games, few good ones, some excellent. The second he hits a bit of bad form though you come running back with the same mindless drivel you've been spouting for ages. You're like Ronaldo with Colocinni except not likeable, funny, or in any way endearing.

This is shocking. Worst i've seen us play for at least a couple of weeks.

Have we had a shot yet?

If that set piece doesn't work the next fifty or so times I reckon we should think about changing it a bit.

Jonas shouting 'WILLO'

Sitting deep Even when we break there's nobody getting forward in support.

Suprised Raylor's leg didn't fall off.

Gouff

God we're shit. Sunderland can move the ball around much better than we can. Sunderland. FML.

Fuck Ashley, fuck Carver, fuck Pardew and everything that's gone before. Doesn't matter today, WIN THIS GAME.

Fuck Kanji, chill man.

Gateshead

Even when they've got their football fwends visiting they have to relate it to us. Sad mackem bastards.

If we have to go English then try for Eddie Howe or even Sean Dyche. Least they have potential.

Torrid selection of 3pm's today

Fuck off man. With the candidates available Mclaren will be us taking the boring, middle of the road, keep us in the prem and not much else option.

I'd love the Leeds thing if they stayed shit. If they're going to get good then fuck nar.

You will win. The last two seasons you needed a win right about now with no signs of it coming, we have been the team to give you that win. I can see us losing again. This time it's not Pardew's surrending that worries me, or Carvers ability to clone the cunt. What honestly worries me if how many of our first team players are out. I believe if we had a full squad and Pardew nowhere near it then this would be a fairly comfortable match for us, as it is we have players in the wrong positions, and youngsters plugging holes. But Carver said he was happy with the squad not two months ago

Dividend?

2. Since Newcastle last won the derby, i've emigrated, met my (now) wife, got married and had a baby.

If there's one thing Pardle taught us it's you can never have enough full backs. What if a striker gets injured and you've got no full back on the bench ( )? What you gonna do then, eh? eh?