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We just don't get anyone forward. Nice break on there and we had Colback, Cabella and Riviere (?) up there against about 7 Palace.

It's like he's trying to have a cool footballers haircut without realising he's just not adequately resourced for the task.

Puncheon fucking hates us for some reason.

Oh, for fucks sake.

Stop shouting shoot, you mongs.

It's akin to having a shared thread between Palace and Newcastle fans but them being totally unaware of each others posts.

Scored from a shot inside the box. Fuck you Pardew.

GET IN!

Bit fucking annoying that Palace seem to get twice as many forward than us though.

Nice move.

The tactical genius Neil Warnock seems to have worked out that taking our only creative player out of the game with double marking and hard tackling might leave us toothless. Let's hope the rest of the football managers don't notice or we're fucked.

Unlucky Sissoko, almost got the ricochet.

I JUST SAW THE HBA BANNER ON TV!

Go buy beer five or six more times. Think i'll be going more than that tbh. Might just cut out 35 games and go straight for the smack overdose.

Went out to buy beer. Walked in to Palace celebrating. Howay the lads.

Be great if that gets into the stadium.

Imagine what the poor guy is thinking. Probably got a plane, full of hope and excitement, determined to prove himself in the premier league against some of the best in the world, maybe break into the national team and get a few caps. Makes the bench against Gillingham in the league cup.

Everyone ignoring him for 5 minutes before it went out was class

He's not wrong like. Maybe the 'when' should be 'if' but the gist is right. Course it won't be a penalty as we don't get in the box and the long willy is never going to work so those two are out. We never score long shots either although Tiotes absence should at least help our accuracy. Howay the ricochet I guess.

When Hatem had the bust up last year with Pardew, wasn't he supposed to have blasted king cunt over his terrible treatment of Yanga? That's what BG told me on another forum. Sounds credible like, specially as it'd be Pardews English pros in Captain fistpumps and Captain fisted he'd essentially be rallying against.

#NewCry indeed. Every week. New cry.

Is he not just paraphrasing the old adage 'he just needs one to go in off his arse'? You know, one lucky goal to break the duck and get us on our way. Maybe. Or he's just a cunt and doesn't have a plan.

I'd hope we could threaten the keeper with twelve f***ing players on the field! s***, I thought it looked a bit good. Fixed it, still looks ok. bla bla Pardew are still the manager. bla bla shitheap, have you any fret? No sir no sir, Paul Dumm-et.

I'd hope we could threaten the keeper with twelve fucking players on the field! shit, I thought it looked a bit good. Fixed it, still looks ok.