I reckon he'd just freeze in place, an even more unmoving statue than usual until, 5 hours later, a cleaner saunters up and whispers 'I think they've gone mate'
How desperate can you get? Ashley should get him to wash the kits on a Sunday as well, I'm sure he'd gladly do it.
AND YOU WERE f***ing s*** AT IT
Couldn't even get the Country right.
Right continent
Any of us would give our right arm to play an active part in Pardew's inevitable failure at Palace. Shola has that chance and has taken it with both hands. Man's a hero if you ask me.
Aye, we were an absolute shambles, the players didn't give a fuck, the bottom end of the league was more competitive and we still only went down by the skin of our teeth.
Isn't a 7 a 70% chance of going down? I really don't see how our probability of going down at this point can be that high given our points total so far and the dross below us. I went for a 2, think we'll dodder on to 11th - 15th place.