loki679

Rattled.

10/11 we were in the PL. 2015 will be our 5th season in the premiership and you've only included 4. Why not take it back to June 30th 2011 for completeness?

Gross is an utter waste of time. In terms of how much talent is being invested into the squad being put onto the pitch I'd say it's the most valuable statistic. Spurs are £30m up on transfers in the last 4 years, NUFC are £30m down? What does thast tell you anbouyt squad quality? NUFC with a £60m bigger hole in their finances on transfers? Nothing really, it might lead you to assume Newcastle have spent more and so have the better squad. But knowing Spours have spent £160m gross on their squad and NUFC have spent less than half that tells you far more about the expected qualities of the respective squads. Why choose 4 years, HF?

Because .com hasn't got a price for Debuchy on the front page which is what I've used to update. Righto. I wouldn't have used anything not confirmed but doesn't really matter I guess.

Why are you including Janmaat and Riviere but not Debuchy? And just out of interest, what happens if you take it back 5 years instead of 4?

Now do the net.

Everyone talking on here about his knees exploding too I was talking about Riviere. Does he have exploding knees too?

Not to mention the french media taking the piss and the french lads on here saying he's turnip.

We need 4 or 5 current internationals to give Oldham's second team a game. Pardew to a tee* *I know it's preseason and it means fuck all. This is the forum preseason, we're building our pisstaking fitness ready for the challenge to come.

League One Oldham who finished 49 places below Newcastle last season were 'a couple of weeks ahead of us'

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Un114-Nfu8o/U8ZAE-PrXXI/AAAAAAAAUEs/dqcImagRpPU/s570/Juventus-14-15-Home-Kit+(1).jpg

Not saying that's not it but if it's in a shop full of fake shirts then the others will be just like the real ones as they've been released already. More hope than anything like. It's going to be the shit one, isn't it?

Every fucking black and white shirt except ours is mint.

In this case I think we can shoot the messenger.

Well, don't bother copying and pasting it here then, make us all click the link.

http://finalciak.com/wp-content/uploads/shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpeg

We've already got a version of Cisse without the out of nowhere screamers.

Maybe we've sold him already.

From the french lad in the Cabella thread:

http://thethirdestate.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Harry-Redknapp-wink.jpg

Carbon's not very toxic.

They would have gone down the last couple of seasons if we hadn't bottled it and gifted them the points. The salary thing might be about the 40% relegation wage drop they like putting into players contracts too. Like fuck would I sign for them with that clause in there if I was a player.

Steady now, we only made them look ordinary at times.

Nice to meet you Siem, good to have you here. That's your locker, canteen is down there on the right and you're the captain.

So he's no good getting chucked on with 20 minutes to go to save a game? Bollards.