loki679

I think Pardew wants rid of the french clique in the dressing room. It's another Stalinist purge akin to the 'Group of lads' massacre of a few seasons ago.

I remember a cycling race video game from when I was a bairn called 'Milk Race' or cup or something. Was canny.

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We don't have anyone left who'll command a decent fee to pay for a new striker. Krul possibly but you would hope that even Pardew wouldn't want blob jelliot as his number one.

West Ham -

Cisse was looking brighter second half of last season though, i'd like to see if he can carry that through to this season with the (hopefully) better service he'll get.

If they don't spend it, what are they going to do with it? I can't see him trousering it as there'd be uproar. Possibly a partial repayment of the 'loan' but again, that goes against guarantees MA has given and isn't in his best interests anyway. Leaving it sitting in the bank is the other option but seems rather pointless and the interest earned would be a pittance to a man used to seeing his money divide like amoebae. Suppose if we bank £40m a year then eventually the interest payments would go a long way towards operating costs but that's the shittest idea in the world.

Total out = £32m Total in = £30.6m

This is what happens when we stop doing puns.

Oh, you're serious

I think our central midfield can be made to look worse than it is at times by us inviting pressure onto ourselves. When we drop deep we give the opposition free rein to push players up and they then naturally have more options than they would otherwise. If we maintained an attacking threat even when not in possession we'd free a bit of space for the midfield to work in and be able to stretch the space more than we do now.

Pardew doesn't make him stuff his face.

Thing is our '4-2-3-1' always turns out in practice to be this: Riviere De Jong Cabella Tiote Anita Sissoko Haidara Colo Wilo Janmaat Krul Which is a flat 4-4-1-1. We really need to take the brakes off our attacking players this season and let them do their jobs.

If you make another egg pun, I will eggstinquiche your life. fyp

I wouldn't use 'his body fat level is the same as Nolan' as a defence tbh.

The puns will never stop, just when you think they're done they come flying back like a boo-meringue. Guess we'll just have to walk on eggshells around KI.

We sometimes dont even go for the goal Very rarely keep it tight either

They graduate from the development squad to the arrested development squad.

We should make our nickname 'the shitstained inbred cunts', give them a massive existential crisis.

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1 in 45 and it's still better than the floated set penis

Struggling to find a bit of shirt to hold onto

Would have been 4-0 if he'd worked a bit harder. Lazy fat cunt.

Wrong on every level, well done. Prove it Don't Prem rules state black or white and "clearly visible on TV"? http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirts/14/extra_football_shirt_12236_2.jpg