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Unless it's not a straightforward 6.5 year contract. Could be some funny clauses or something.

Lyon need to get 20m euros in before the end of June?

How's there still plenty of work to be done if he has a release clause and we know the value?

Hey, Ayo, we're gonna give you ten times more money and let you live in Tenerife for another year. Here's a nice big cake too. Must have thought it was Christmas the lucky fecker.

Aye, that makes sense. More room in the squad for some left backs then.

You can f*ck off aswell What happened to your 'Oatc'?

No inglish grit. forrin innit.

I can see the thinking behind this but Pardew might just not play hm if he's not one of his picks. The big question is will Perezcope or will he go under as a sub?

A 9 year old that gets the accent over the c in Ibrahimovic?

Monitoring the fuck out of them.

Even fans of other clubs are like 'fucking hell, you signed someone!'

Our first team coaching staff consists of 4 people and only 1 first team coach. It's a joke.

Signs for Hull and scores 50 goals in a season catapulting them to the title. Is pictured proudly displaying his world cup winners and premiership winners medals alongside his knighthood when he's invited to Buckingham palace.

They're probably not going for Grenier and Cabella is the simplest explanation. When they're looking at the players in and players out I can see them analysing it on the number of appearances or minutes played. Obertan hasn't played much so wouldn't need to be replaced whereas Cabaye was a first teamer with many appearances so they'd need to get someone in to fill that void. Good chance we'll see many outgoings and only a few incoming as they streamline our operations.

Alan will announce it in April next year.

While Pardew is majorly shit, something has been ignored among all this. Which is despite how shit he is he has shown he can win games when good players are available to him. I'd much rather have good players in the team to carry his arse, than have majorly shit players and look forward to relegation. Win games to what end?

Sweet, him and 3 left backs then.

And when the English players we sign realise Pardew is shit? German? Dutch?

Go on Neil, do it. Fed up of his dravel.

He's been on the Stella again

Bet they haven't got an iron in their house.

He's obviously been trying to keep it quiet and OzzieMandias has somehow managed to work out what was actually happening, well done to Ozzie for spotting the signs that others were unaware of. The good thing now though is that Interpolic can get help and his girlfriend can now begin to get her life back, bit by bit although it will probably be a long journey for both as trust can take a long time to re-build. Bones heal faster than feelings.

Surely not you too?

Sorry, it just hit me. It doesn't make any difference at all. We're not going to win anything. We're not even going to try to win anything so which players fatty purchases has as much relevance as which brand of coffee he buys. Does it make a difference watching Cabella get us to mid table mediocrity rather than Ben Arfa or Townsend? Is it massively better if Puyol keeps us in the league instead of Colo? The team may as well be: [insert name here] [insert name here] [insert name here] [insert name here] [insert name here] [insert name here] [insert name here] [insert name here] [insert name here] [insert name here] [insert name here] Makes no difference whatsoever what names you fill in.

But what's the point for us? Why should we give a fuck who we sign?