Loki679

So unfair

Remember the optimism after that game? "They're going to make a big deal about it! Maybe he'll get sacked!" He's never leaving. There isn't a single fucking match I'm looking forward to. The highlight of the season is the hope that he goes. But he's going to be here next year, and the year after that. One day they'll announce that he's up for an extension. That's when we'll realize he's here until he retires. Even then, they'll probably move him upstairs and let him choose his successor. The moment when you realize Pardew is our SAF. Imagine our Moyes

See, Dave, perfectly logical explanations for that seasons poor performance. I think it's very unfair of you to bring it up to try and make Pards look bad, he got us a 5th placed finish remember?

He was tired or rusty from playing or not playing in europe.

Even with our negative, defensive tactics we still get battered.

Gives us a chance to see our youngsters before we loan them to St Mirren for the rest of their premier league careers.

Sadly I think you'll find if you want to watch a north east side with no plan but RUN FASTER, KICK IT LONGER, GET STUCK IN then NUFC is your best bet.

Aye, a good cup run or a challenge for europe.

It's just what we all already knew. Aim for mid table medicority, stay in the division, no cup runs, no europe and no ambition to get in the way.

And you live south of Newcastle don't forget. Got your ass kicked geography style.

they were bright as fuck on sunday and I bet they cause keepers some problems with high balls And Alan's cunning plan suddenly comes into focus

It's gonna look like a body tattoo on some of our fans. You'll be able to make out the hairs on their back.

Nobody can accuse him of going for one last big payday anyway

10 more years of shite. Wonderful.

After the Colback bitterness I don't think there's any way Sunderland would sell him to us. Reckon they'd rather take £2m from any other club than £10m from us at this point.

Without Tiote we might ship goals and get beat 3, 4, 5 nil. Oh, wait....

He was your best player against Iran mate I know there was little competition for the award in that particular match, but this is blatantly untrue. Shola came on in his second half and his main contribution was losing aerial battles against Iran's tiny centrebacks when there were potential chances afoot. He played the exact way he for NUFC since about 2006. http://cdn.meme.li/instances/500x/53509895.jpg They'll know what it means... My first thought was to get their shirt with Ameobi on it. Actually looks quite smart, let us know if they get back to you.

Don't think anyone saw that coming.

http://i.imgur.com/ITMnDz5.jpg That's from the 7th. There's nothing on him. We all love Hatem but sticking your hand in his pocket for a little tickle is a step too far.

Just to clear something up since my previous post was reported as offensive, I was referring to George Bush Jr, not Pres. Obama. http://www.democratic-republicans.us/images/george-bush-chimp.jpg

The Americans gave a Chimp a rocket! The Americans gave a chimp control of their entire nation, they're idiots.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131201032127/deadliestfiction/images/0/01/And_so_it_begins....jpg

Might not be the worst thing in the world. Ferreya needs to prove himself to get a permanent move here and we've got two young lads who might shine if given the chance. Cisse might remember how to play football too.

I'm more surprised that Slim thinks they're going to struggle for numbers

Hatem Ben Arfa is going to be meeting fans at the back page on tuesday?