Loki679

Put us back to about a zero net spend again. Go us! Balance those books, bitches!

Keep your head up man. If you work really hard, in 25 years time you might make it all the way to the top and get that coveted deputy shift supervisors position then you'll be able to move out of the drain and have proper cardboard for dinner.

Albino power vs Black magic. This has all gone a bit Stormfront.

Least the players could get away with saying they didn't understand his instructions with Beardsley.

http://i.imgur.com/Nurnehg.jpg

This. Incredible post. Who did Stifler stand for in that election?

I like the way he's got such a low opinion of us all and our career prospects

Stifler

It's Bruno Courgette over here.

I know it's usually on the training gear but I didn't think they were usually on the regular polo necks and stuff. I've had normal polo neck shirts from the club before that just had the crest and maker, sure it's been that way for years.

Even the shirts and jackets have been wongafied http://images.nufcdirect.com/images/products/37513101_l.jpg http://images.nufcdirect.com/images/products/37561340_l_a1.jpg Fucking hell, there's some monstrous shite on there too.

I like that, looks smart.

I think it was Wullie that made a fantastic post a while ago showing just how much of a lie the whole 'can't compete' thing is.

http://www.nufcdirect.com/2014-2015-new-kit £45

'Alan, the discussion on Newcastle Online has become unbearably tedious, we're going to have to let you go'

Think he deserves a raise. Double his salary. In fact, treble it.

Where did all his blood go? He's the same colour as the goal frame.

Players in brackets are the cover / subs. Could be possible and should give us some depth and fret.

Dunno, blinding yourself then smashing your head against a wall until you have the mental capacity of a carrott isn't easy.

I think it's shit.

Surprises me too since pretty much everyone has been saying we need another CB for the last 3 months.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/a-tale-of-two-cities-how-geordie-cloud-drifted-over-sunderland-9652632.html The comments

Can we have normal kaka back after we get battered off City?

This Tiote protecting the defence stuff doesn't really work though, does it? We've had him 'protecting the defence' for couple of seasons and have shipped goals left and right. Chuck Anita in there instead and see if maybe keeping the ball and troubling the opposition might be better than picking up yellows and hoofing into the gallowgate at every opportunity.

That's the nailed on lineup for me, barring injuries.