'Hi Leicester, we reckon we could do a deal for James Maddison. What's your thoughts?'
'Hmmm, important player, we'd be looking for north of £60m but we could structure things if it would help.'
'WE BID FIVE HUNDRED MILLION POUNDS'
Arsenal wrote off £85m for Covid so even with that they're still outside the allowed losses.
What's the point in us trying to stick to FFP rules when it seems you can just do what you want anyway?
Shouldn't be looking to sell him this season, obviously, but I think in the long term we can get a better left winger. He's got some tricks and makes a generally positive contribution but he is not and never will be top class.
Or just rock up to the training ground in a gold plated rolls royce and two dumper trucks full of cash while the Saudi Air Force drops gold bars and hookers from helicopters. That'd be mint.