loki679

Made the mistake of having a look at Clueless Old Cunt's thread. 5.4m + 1.2m = 14m Mackematics

Didn't outscore Barcelona.

I think the last game needs to be about everyone. The fans, the players, the owners, united. It's been a united effort to get us this far and I think that needs to be celebrated.

@Mike

'United' as the theme

Do a massive flag of one of the team pictures after we win. The one with the owners would be mint.

Krafth bringing it down like Ben Arfa

It's 2019 mate, next year is gonna be mint, trust me.

Aye, but you didn't try. Put more effort in, lad.

I'm watching Newcastle and I'm not wishing I was dead, trying not to fall asleep or ignoring the sensation of bile eating through my insides as I try and contain my impotent rage. It's going to take some getting used to.

It's Unbelievable

We just got a fascinating insight into your mental process for choosing a username.

That's not safe

Kind of want to see if Big Joe can play in goal now.

This is like watching Pep's Barca in their prime vs 1970 Brazil.

He's nee Alex Mathie

Should at least hit the target there

HTL

Howay, Mandoon, be reasonable. Takes time to put money back after you've embezzled the fuck out of it.

'We'll give you this money but you have to rename your charity 'The Alex is Mint Foundation', ok?' 'er, no' *click* 'Don't know what's wrong with these people. Another hot towel please, Greg, this one has cooled' They're useless, ego driven cunts. Course they're not giving the money away because through that they still have some relevance. Sooner the lot of them fuck off the better.

He was out getting plastered in Jesmond most nights.

How are they managing to avoid any punishment?

It was Wednesday, mate, won 4-0.

Big Joe, Willock, Shelvey