Loki679

Longstaff would give us decent FFP room if we can get £20-30m for him. £20m for Almiron and whatever we can get for Wilson and that could fund a rebuild.

RW CM ST CB (top class young CB to play backup to Schar and Botman for a season) Let Wilson and Almiron go if we can get a decent fee.

Rush goalies were the precursors to todays sweeper keepers. We were tactical geniuseses.

Ian W will be along in a minute to tell us they played 'Readily Interchangeable Custodians' when he was a lad.

Rush goalies was when the keeper could play outfield too. There was another one for anyone in the box could be keeper, can't remember what it was called. Spot goalies maybe?

Love Beg Jow but if we need some FFP room I'd rather he goes than Botman, Isak or Bruno who would be the other players in that price bracket.

YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE HALF TIME BREAK SO YOU CAN GET A PINT AND A FUCKING HOTDOG? GET TAE FUCK YOU MESS OF A MAN. YOUR ANCESTORS WILL BEAR THIS SHAME.

Team up with Man City. We lob some Abu Dhabi company £100m on the sly to sponsor us, they do the same with some Saudi company.

I can honestly say none.

Absolutely not. One of the guiding principles of NO is that you spout your half baked ill informed opinions as if you are the one guiding arbiter of pure truth no matter how deficient your actual knowledge of a subject is. Do you want to live in a world where the internet is full of well justified and researched debates? Me neither.

Ball from Miley was perfect

HTL

Almiron on the left, Gordon up top?

Tory candidate for the Northwich and Cropham by-election.

Murphy made a big difference here. Having actual width and a winger willing to go on the outside was massive for us.

That would work if the aim was to ensure the sustainability of clubs. Unfortunately that's not the aim of FFP.

How's he only got two pages?

Can't wait to start filling up this year's Panini ledger.

He's probably at the peak of his value and he's only got one foot so I'd be OK with us cashing in and getting a better replacement. RW is a position that we should have upgraded on last summer.

Can't wait to see this place when we use the money to bring in McTominay

Sounds like you burgled him tbh.

He's been here for four years

Without context 8th would be a disappointment but considering this is the 'Newcastle United 23/24 Season sponsored by Siem de Jong' I'd take 7th with a decent cup run (win?).

Didn't Duncan Ferguson kick the shit out of a burglar once?

We do need some bodies in soon but the finances have us over a barrel and I'd rather we didn't sign mediocre players just for the sake of it. That's how we've ended up with a squad full of dross that we can't shift. We need to be looking abroad and stop trying to sign players from the PL. If you're skint you go to LIDL, not Waitrose. I wonder if we have any targets for the summer that we might be able to bring forward on a loan with obligation basis...... RW and CM priorities imo.