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I can imagine the chicken sh!t first 11 banging on the managers door demanding to know why they haven't been given a place on the bench for this one

The mad thing is that it feels as though this is actually out of our hands and we are relying on a Man Utd team getting at least a point. A win for us is so far out of the question that it isn't credible

We don't even have movement on the ball

Luuk was taught to kick the ball like a small boy because otherwise if it hit his brother it might cripple him

Great tactics carver 4 minutes left and you take the worst Newcastle player off the pitch

WE HAVE BEEN PATHETIC

This is beyond embarrassing. We have been woeful here.

Carver has successfully steered us to mid table mediocrity, why would that hot be seen as success to fat boy?

He is Solomon Grundy

'Sundernonce' is pretty good though

He has the same initials as Jesus Christ. It's a sign I tells ya!!

Which is what he did plenty of in the Man City game

Hardly surprising he doesn't acknowledge them when they can't even spell his name. Poyey FFS! It's only 5 letters

He also has the control of an @rse with dysentery

A lot of refs would have sent him off as it was worse than most of the tackles he was booking players for. I was screaming to get Abeid on for him when he scored and started again straight after

he looks like a massive foetus

Fucking awful challenge. for the first time in living memory Quinn gets it right

Anyone else glad we didn't get Gomis? He looks awful

His shot was heading for the corner flag though

worst game ever

We do love an aimless lump up to our big centre forwards

Ha ha is that Louise Taylor?

It's a disgrace that any club is giving that low life scum a second channce In fact I'm going to write to LA Galaxy right now

Not an arsenal player in my opinion. He doesn't have the finesse or the ball control. I think he would bomb there.

That isn't a serious comparison surely, unless you're his dad. Pele played for Brazil in the World Cup at 17 and Rooney and Messi were prodigious talents from the age of 10 He shows nothing to suggest he will be good at anything.