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He's lighter than that now

I bet he'll be fine, ten hag would be rightly fucked off if he's giving injury updates away. Mind games I reckon

What about 'come and have a go at the geordie a-ga-ro' sung by pre-pubescent kids whose voices were like walking in the air era Aled Jones?

How's he been? My ill informed opinion is that he has improved from his start where he wouldn’t take a man on

Extra time is what we want

That's horse punching put to bed

Thing is tho you're bringing better quality players off the bench, you're bringing on internationals while we introduce Spud Murphy

If that was joe, we be saying exactly the opposite. There was no momentum behind it or he would have broken his leg

It wasn't like, he pulled out of the challenge

Looks to me like plenty of stick is exactly what they need, with some flags on the end

As the guy said 'outcome bias'. The misplaced view that a good season must be attributable to good management

Cisse scored every 3rd shot, total one-off season that masked the fact that we weren't actually very good

He was spawny as hell that season, we seemed to have so many last minute winners it was untrue. That might be a thing in itself but we were pretty lucky as I recall

It looks like what was left under that lads seat. Are we sure this isn't just a photograph from cleaning staff?

What the fuck was he doing? Did he think it was half time

Classic dog chasing a balloon performance, he rarely had control of the ball at any point

He won't miss the final either way unless he gets a red, yellow cards are competition specific

Wasn't he a wrestler?

"Get him in the fucking book!!!" "why are you booking me?" "for going arrrrrgggghhhhh at the baying lunatics"

Was that to be 'paving' or 'perving'? I'm good with either or both

She'll get a shock when she's asking them to put a ring on it. Won't be many there with 10 fingers, some more some less

That bowl cut

Fuck me I thought it was Anthony Gordon on a night out with Calvert-Lewin

Why oh why do people do this? Edit: looking at the replies I'm in the minority of people who think this is toe curlingly awful