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Looks like you've got one mate

He's rated at 50% for Tuesday, can't be match fit though, hardly kicked a ball in months

That's a hanging offence, no Joe?? Off to the gallows with ya!

Cracking Geordie boy tune in the background there as well, bit of sam fender. He'll love that, massive toon fan

Bear in mind he'll only have 2 days max training with us. Hopefully that's enough for him to realise he has a team to carry ....

Bruce to take over at WBA .... Poor buggers

More like keeper jogs forward to pick up the stationary ball from the resulting shot, and sweeps it to a full-back setting the other team on an attack.

Apparently not in England till Saturday, with jet lag, training time etc. he might not start on tuesday Why it will take 3 days to fly to England is anyone's guess but that's the media narrative

Brexit Colin

I think you probably get arrested for a particular charge and read rights, he's been arrested for another charge and presumably had those read out to him

Yeah to be fair there aren't many news outlets reporting this. Typically first thought on here is to piss the bed

Either way we are second bottom after it

I actually think that Howe's style lends itself to a more sustained improvement over time when he can imbue the squad with his philosophy. The fact that we never got a new manager bounce might point to that, he's not a shouter/motivator in the way that Gerrard and Lampard probably are. They get quick results but it could wear off in time, I think Howe is a builder not a town cryer. How that leaves next Tuesday is a tight one, they will get a bounce from lampard and we should be more in tune with what Howe expects, could be a tough one, and a draw

Neither of their big signings have kicked a ball in anger for a while so that must be to our advantage

Let's hope wood doesn't have covid, outbreak in the new Zealand squad and their next friendly has been cancelled Would be totally Newcastle if he did

You say that but can you imagine the facilities at our training ground? Errrrr... we've got some anadin, an old plaster, half a bottle of tixylix and some junior calpol

If they scanned mersons brain it would be flatline day

Quick question and suggestion for a poll Are the pissy knickers bed wetters any drier today? YES NO GETTING NAPPY CHANGED

Villa's players player of the year last year

Duncan Ferguson has been mentioned.. be carnage

Imagine being them today, desperately trying to pretend that this isn't s great time to be a Newcastle fan. All signings will be shit but 72 Yr old Jermaine Defold is a 'scoop'

Fuck me this is great, transfer windows are no longer ones want to throw myself out of on the 20th floor

How tall was George Reilly? When he was standing up straight, not jumping for a header when he was a foot smaller

Is he going to coach him on passing, crossing, shooting and making the right run? Surely he has enough on his hands being our midfield anchor without a role with the management team. Almiron is like a robot lawnmower on turbo speed mode and amphetamines

Wonder how much we have to pay them