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Said we weren't a 'real' club, the absolute idiot, what does that even mean?

What a fucking gruesome twosome, two of the most self absorbed arseholes you could ever see

I think that's them showing newcastlesque levels of pessimism, they are in the squad I think

We still aren't playing with much fluidity so I would take a draw right now, some of the optimism is a bit misplaced

Isn't Perez one of tge players out?

How that idiot Macmanaman can say 'what a penalty' I beyond me, it was shit. He tried to dink it but got it wrong, it was an awful pen

They were minging, seems mental remembering that was a just a grassed hill with concrete steps and a open toilet half way up. Imagine telling the yoof of today that they are your 'facilities'. They'd need counselling and a new disorder invented to explain their angst

I can see this getting called off, put it this way it would suit leicester

Dion Dublin has just said on radio 5 ...... 'early in the second half Man Utd will be feeling Young Boys out'

We must have some shit on the PL, the about face on the takeover suggests that they did not want things made public

Those ears must catch the opposition half-time team talk I reckon so that would be a bonus

Less Doorman more athlete

Just read this page from top to bottom man , he goes from dogshit, should be stripped of the captaincy, bang average to... motm, excellent, won everything, just needs coaching

And talking about bacon

Some motor racing guy on sky covering the Saudi GP asked a senior PIF bloke about Newcastle. Bought as a long term project but the ambition is to be world class. Must be bloody long term

I think he will bring Lascelles back in because he is bigger than the other 2 to combat Wood, might be a back 3 with Manquillo and Lewis but Captain Tugboat will return I reckon

Never heard us described as an irresistible force ? Aye, about as irresistible as a shit sandwich

He should donate his weeks salary to the foodbank, and I would have said the same about schar with that fucking giveaway at the end if they had scored. Ludicrous defending

That might be due to the fact that they are 2 years older and they weren't young 2 years ago

'Listen lads I can't find a template for Eddie Howe but I've got a panini sticker of Kenny Dalglish I can trace'

They don't, ownership of all HMRC buildings were moved to the private sector under PFI, about 15 years ago

I doubt it's today the press would know if he was at training surely?

I was level with him in the second half, his judgement in coming for the ball was awful and why he preferred going with his feet and tackling the forward rather than use his hands is beyond me. It's no coincidence that his performances go to shit in front of a crowd. He can't handle a big atmosphere, his best games have been in empty stadia

When she was going Downie?

My first game for years, however I don’t really share the optimism yet, might take a while to turn the Bruceball tanker