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I'd love to know what 'advanced talks' translates into No bid yet but we're using language with more than 3 syllables...... but when you do make a bid we'll likely knock it back

Makes crouch look like the incredible hulk, needs some stotties down his neck

Never got that analogy, he hung in the air for days didn't he?

People need to remember we are in the shittiest bargaining position ever. Desperate and cash rich, selling clubs aren't looking to do us a favour, they have their own problems and want as much money as possible. Of course we are getting fucked about, we would do the same, we need some perspective and context, it's the 10th of January and we are 3 points from being out of the bottom 3

Against us? Who couldn't score against a 3rd division side?

Not a chance burnley are selling him to us

In typical Newcastle fashion we're getting a new manager slump

Looks like he's kicking a medicine ball

Playing with probably the greatest name in football Julian Bumbullies

Ah man.... just why?

Catts for me like

Happened to me recently, they said they were sent first class on Wednesday, I got them the following Tuesday, 3 days after the game Picking them up was a doddle to be fair

We need to stop thinking their reaction is rational and open to reasonable challenge, it really isn't

And if he's dead then prop his coffin up in the dugout, only fair

We need to recreate the exact weather conditions as well, it's only fair if its originally a cold windy Tuesday then the replay should be the same

Imagine spending your waking hours pretending you would rather be them tho. Must be emotionally draining for them, literally can't drop the mask.... ever

Worrying

? so if someone asks your age do you say 32 years 4 months and 5 days?

Pop tarts took the medal for solar temperatures, which because the filling was sugar based meant 3rd degree burns

How the hell can he start that with 'for clarity' and then completely contradict what he originally said? That's not clarification, perhaps he should start tweets with 'for confusion'

I could imagine the taxi does a quick once round the car park and straight back to the airport. Those facilities, he must feel like he's back in burnley

He's off to the mackems, haven't you read?

That stupid fucking face, you can see he can't think and move his head at the same time hence the gormless open-mouthed, cretinous grid

Tidied

I doubt we'll be doing that, it sends a message that we will just overpay. I'd rather we went elsewhere if they keep raising the price, it went from 30m to 60m didn't it?