Chicken Dancer

Sissoko right win man, no way. Can't wait Williamson fucks off too.

Never noticed how good looking Janmaat actually is.

What's the big deal with having options in the squad like? I realise it isn't a priority but the more talent, the better really. Obviously CM is not a priority but competition is healthy, especially when you are improving the squad with better players. That and it will give everyone a lift, including the players.

Shame it looks like Steele isn't coming in. Want rid of Woodman as soon as possible.

Convinced he signed a 6 year deal in 2013 like.

Fuck sake. First game on a Sunday again man. Really shit fixtures this year.

Hopefully Woodman fucks off soon.

Hopefully just waiting for compensation then. I reckon it will be to do with Freddie though. Not sure if even Pardew is daft enough to pay compensation for this fat sack of shit. Krul has got worse and worse under him, hoping for Steele to come in.

Eurgh, Woodman staying then.

Although Cisse is probably the best out and out striker we have, Perez should start the season as #1 striker for me. Then again, he probably works better as a number 10 behind the main man. Either way, he should be a definite starter. If I was McClaren, I would be building the team around the likes of Abeid, Aarons and Perez. Even the likes of Haidara and Lascelles too. Then again, pointless building anything I suppose. If they do well they will be shifted in a seasons time. So depressing.

Ryder touting him to go on loan in today's Chronicle as well

Could kind of accept McClaren if he brought in his own staff. However, McClaren with Carver, Woodman and Stone. Eurgh. This is the second worst case scenario, obviously Carver full time was worst. Surely the three musketeers can't be on that much? The money we saved not paying compensation for McClaren should be used to terminate their poxy 8 year deals.

Meh, Game of Thrones is on. Something I actually feel quite passionately about.

It'll definitely be Carver like. Based on absolutely nothing but the fact whenever I have been hopeful under Ashley, they have been slashed.

Just one article. Chronicle running with that we are going to talk to Garde again soon. Wouldn't retreat to panic stations just yet.

I hope if we do get Garde he's allowed to bring in his entire coaching team, fuck Carver, and especially fuck Woodman.

Been some Sherwood loving on the bet today it would seem.

The thing is, if it was either Galtier, Garde or Tuchel, would Ashley sanction them bringing in their own coaching staff? Can see Woodman, Carver and Stone being involved in any coaching set up to be honest, especially reading .com comments on Woodman at Leicester.

He wants to hurry up and take Woodman with him, can't stand that fat waste.

I take it everyone's seen that bet someone stuck on Karanka? £1000 @10/1, slip is doing the rounds online. Probably a snide like but I hope it isn't.

Golfmag

Would definitely take Karanka, money went on him by the looks of it.

I think it'll be McLaren. Just a hunch to be honest, would be quite happy with it.

Sissoko on the right man. Disgusting.

Really need Golfmag to put my mind at ease with the Worthington bollocks like.