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Don't do it to yourselves, lads

Newcastle United non-transfer facts.

Sickening, how dare he tell a British Murdoch employee how to pronounce the name of a vile soft cunt migrant. Didn't Murdoch sell sky a few months ago?

Was at work so missed the game. Ki played like peak Pirlo if MOTD was anything to go by.

Yeah but... wages and agent fees!

Best side we can field, really ().

Haha!

RIP

Rondón is worse than I thought.

Pathetic. From all involved.

All our (new) signings got relegated last season apart from Muto, who almost got relegated. 0.

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Now that's a championship team. It's arguably worse than our championship team!

If we sell Mitro for £22m and replace him with fucking Rondon I can't describe how livid I'll be, like. They better have someone else lined up.

Just done a quick check on our record with/without him last season... He started 28 out of 38 league games last season. We won 11 and drew 7 of those 28 games. Roughly 39% win rate. Of the 10 league games he didn't start in, we won 1 and drew 1; losing the other 8. 10% win rate.

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I’m pretty sure we should have some money to spend, like. I don’t get it.

Still think Lascelles would be great in the back three. Calming influence on Stones + whoever else.

One of the best saves I’ve ever seen, that. 99 times out of 100 it’s a goal.

I don't think anyone can say there are any question marks over Kane anymore, tbh. He has proven again at this WC that he is one of the best players in the world, imo. How many better #9s are there currently?

Maguire is definitely a liability, like. Can’t Dier play centre half anymore?

I hope he does, like. Would a good opportunity for him to score.

Still can't believe it was literally just Mascherano in midfield.

Trippier was the only player with any urgency all game. Was fantastic.

Maguire is a liability