Smal

Tav gets a second for Rotherham. Free kick I think.

Hope we lose by loads now.

It's certainly not Pardew's style.

To create goals he needs to be told not to be terrified of an 18 year old left back.

Gouffran actually managed to beat his man!

A LITTLE BIT OF A WINNING MENTALITY WE ALL KNOW

MYM's so uncomfortable at right back, but there's no other option. Anita at right back and Gosling in midfield? No thanks.

Tavernier's scored a peach for Rotherham.

I don't think he's been quite as poor as some are trying to make out. He looks to have ability to me. Got a really good first touch and seems decent in the air. Shame he's been asked to play as an attacking midfielder. Saying that, I don't think he's worth £8m. Maybe £5m at most.

?? Anita was our best player by miles.

MYM's not a right back, is he?

Deulofeu is levels above anyone on the pitch in terms of ability.

At least sometimes Jonás beat his man

I'd rather not make a totally pointless LB substitution on 45 minutes tbh. Fail to see how it'd be pointless when Haidara would offer something going forward in a position that is currently offering nowt.

Is he fuck.

Gouffran's hopeless at the moment

Anita's control there

Anyone would think Everton were the home team looking at the team selections.

Nee idea how Dummet gets on the pitch ahead of Haidara without question, like. Proper clogger.

Ridiculously bad defending, man

Gouffran's knackered, like.

HBA definitely not starting then.

Definitely wouldn't be taking Kyle Walker. Utter shite.

Struggled to beat Crystal Palace 1-0 at home, man. That is bare minimum defined.

Carver loves cuddles.