Smal

HE CAN't HAVE SKILLS. HE'S IRISH! Seriously though, great touch and finish from him

We deserve to be loosing

If only Colo was our manager

We look like we can't be arsed. Terrible lazy long ball tactics

QPR are playing in our lucky colours

REALLY? Who is it?

Pardew even says HBA is in good form yet he's starting Ameobi and Best. It's clear what sort of style we're going for, but it doesn't really excuse why Raylor is starting instead of HBA

Guthrie is a good player

I thought we'd moved on from this shit like, Pards

Helguson's going to score from a corner, Mackie will score a miskick, but we'll win 4-2. Best x 2, Taylor and Jonás for us

Why? Just had a look at the table, turns out Fulham aren't doing as well as I thought they were. They do normally finish the season strong though, so they could be potential contenders for 7th

Fulham losing 3-1 to Blackburn. That's good for us, right?

Got him on FM and it says he could be the next Kieran Richardson! Sign him up

I hope we don't play that bollocks high line shite like we did vs WBA. Wouldn't be surprised if we did mind, as this is a team Pardew will say we should be 'controlling' the match against

Has pretty flawless technique. Really like him. Glides across the pitch rather than staggering a la Simpson

Alex hasn't joined them yet. Doubt he'll agree to join relegation candidates (although that boring cunt Hughes will probably keep them up)

Brazilian FM researcher reckons he's gash, despite him winning some award at an under 20 tournament

I don't even like actual football anymore. Just this day

Man U clearly want him to stay as they've rejected bids and offered him a contract, which he's turned down

I missed the control bit for some reason

Not many. Made pretty big fuck ups with Piqué and Rossi though, didn't he? They even clearly had ability before they left. Who's to say this isn't one of those examples (rather than the likes of Gibson who's never shown any ability)

He's not better than Guthrie is currently. But he doesn't play in the same position at all, so that doesn't even matter Certainly wouldn't be worse on the right than Obertan though. Might as well get him in, I think. Even if he is part of a gang

I bet Jamie Mackie scores. He has no ability, but he'll score

especially if he doesn't actually turn up to training

Losing Abidal would be quite a blow for Barcelona considering his talents of being able to play as a third centre back when Alves is asked to go further forward. Not many top quality players around like him, really. Should probably just teach one of the academy kids to do it