bhoywhonder

3 up? Uh-oh, hide the Haribo and lock up your daughters mackems, they won't be safe on wearside tonight! (Unless of course, they're of legal age. In which case, they'll be fine.)

Don't bother even asking - trying to get a level-headed response from mackems in general, and that forum of absolute cretins in particular, is like trying to kick water uphill. Pointless. Dont forget all the fascism, that got them a few column inches which they would rather forget.... The time to worry is when a relegation just doesnt register with the rest of the league. Us and Villa going down is newsworthy. The likes of the mackems going down is the same as losing Bolton or Derby. No-one outside of the town in question cares, and those who notice give a shrug at best. sunderland - the club and the town - simply do not matter. Conversely the place they're so embittered about is a beautiful, vibrant, wonderful city. They know it, and the constant state of denial and bitterness consumes them.

Thick c*nts deserve each other.....

Insh'Allah, you mean. Is it? We always say Mash'Allah.....well, Im going to hell.

Look we're going down, it's happening. Steve McF*ckface stole a living for another season, the lapdog Carver did what would be expected of an ill-educated half-wit. Rafa can only work with what he's given. And it wasn't enough (Mashallah he sticks around a little while longer). But......hippoheed has had most of the season, his MO was to scrape survival with shitty unwatchable football. And not only has he done that, he will do it for the next three years. 17th, 17th, 17th, the new mackem mantra. And their shithole 'city' will continue to slowly shrivel and die. They will be eternally grateful for development, the likes of which will go un-noticed in our beautiful town... a Travelodge here, a block of flats there. The awful socially accepted '70s racism, the call-centre dependent 'industry', the 'haha jawdee nashun' deflection from their own crashing socio-economic failure. Bottom in child poverty, top in adult obesity.....Newcastle-upon-Tyne's shittiest suburb. Sunderland? Get to f*ck.

I'm liking this....a 'Night of the Long Knives' at SJP. Then Rafa could go full on 'von Stauffenberg' and the coup is complete. Yes, I did just compare Ashley to Hitler.

Well thats a bit harsh, just trying to make light of the situation.....jeez.

"The small circles represent football. They combine to a larger circle, also representing football. EFL = English Football League. That is the end of my presentation. 250k please."

Proto channeling Jon Hamm levels of smugness right there....

Problem is, that's only true if he thinks it is - he's answerable to no-one (including the fans, he made that crystal clear), and the decision to leave is his and his alone. And unless someone ponys up his asking price (on which, even with relegation, he won't budge) then he stays. In my opinion he has made three good decisions - appointing Chris Mort (which he subsequently f*cked up), appointing Chris Hughton (which argumentably was a default decision out of his hands) and appointing Rafa Benitez (an astounding coup - months too late). Going down with Rafa gives me the same hope I had about 6 weeks into the last championship season, when it was clear we were going to absolutely walk it. Lose Rafa and that rag-tag bunch of semi professional sh*t-for-brains in the board, and the tourists on the pitch give me no hope whatsoever. If Rafa has the cojones to stay and fight, he could go down as legendary, not just at NUFC, but in football management as a whole. Would Wenger take on such a challenge? Mourinho? Guardiola? Like f*ck would they. Im not so, *cough* 'deluded' as to think NUFC are some sort of holy grail for managers, but Rafa is here now, we've had a glimpse of what he's capable of and to lose him after only 9 games would be a criminal waste of a fantastic opportunity

Blimey, I wasnt expecting such a 'Serkis' of hate over a pretty lame Gollum joke. No need to be so preciousssssssssss.......

If rumours of a movie are true I'm seeing: Donny Yen, Idris Elba, Mads Mikkelson and Andy Serkis.

Yup pretty much! It just felt so wierd yesterday....watching the results roll in with a man utd fan in a pub in Tynemouth, the mackems two in quick succession pretty much ended the afternoon, so it was straight on the pop. I ran into a lass who I hadnt seen in 5 years and had a great night. Sam Smiths in the sunshine amongst friends and life is good.....I had completely forgotten about the circe de scatalogie up Barrack Road. F*ck it, lifes too good to let a bunch of mercenaries and ethic-vacuums ruin it. Also, just learnt that Burton Albion will get to play in front of 50k next year. And I'll be back at Elland Road, City Ground, Hillsborough etc. And I wont have to talk to any f*cking mackems. Result!

The mackems don't talk about A**m J***son any more. They're the classy club. They never cheered a fascist, they never racially abused their star player's mother, they never repeatedly invaded the pitch and physically assaulted a goalkeeper. Nope, never happened. And if it did, it doesn't matter, cos FTM marra. Imagine actually having to live there and support that. Just imagine. Vile.

Mike Ashley's pulling all his concerns from Intu centres over a rent dispute. That's why Tat Direct pulled out of both Eldon Square and Metrocentre, where I think he owned some smaller stores probably also gone (Tucci? Van Mildert? Wouldn't know, never go to the M/c anymore)

Christ can you imagine the thrill and excitement of making the final, trekking half across Europe after snagging a ticket against all odds, meeting up with your pals at the Airport....and getting the Metro to chickentown. The sense of anticlimax would be palpable as they trudge up to the flatpack Stade de Merde in amongst the industrial units and dogsh*t.

Pencil museum hahaha I know right?! Pencil museum, what's the point? You'd think that'd be more appropriate in Split. I'm here all night folks.

The plot has definitely been lost. He's lost the plot, the sub-plot, the underlying narrative, the main character arc, the denouement, the credits, the end-credit bit, the tickets and the popcorn. He and the chicken town nonces are such a perfect fit. Stay up or go down, I wish them a long and tedious marriage.

Well Alli is definitely out, and Dembele is currently licking Costa's childhood memories from one thumb and spatial awareness from the other so.....yeah.

Boom. Who called it? This guy *does thumbs thing* Please ignore the final sentence in that post, I'm notoriously inconsistent. Meh, you were late to the party I'm unappreciated in my time.

Boom. Who called it? This guy *does thumbs thing* Please ignore the final sentence in that post, I'm notoriously inconsistent.

Congrats to Leicester. OK, cut to spurs dressing room where they're all leathering sh*t out of each other please.......* (*just to clarify Not Gay (underlined))

He was more animated in his last little cameo than he's been in his previous 6 starts, so hopefully this has been the kick up the hoop that brings back his early season form.