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Football Fwiends! Man City Villa Norwich Bilbao Atletico Madrid Feyenoord Everton Anyone? Seriously we exist? We'll do a half-half flag and everything? *tumbleweed*

09:00 Kill, skill gazelle 10:00 Gather nuts, roots and berries 13:00 Rut 14:00 Presser + loud grunting 15:00 Rise up to hind legs, photo shoot

Awwww.....he musn't have heard about the Wagner thing.

I can imagine what they were watching when they decided the fee "Wow, this guy's amazing" "His positioning, it's impeccable" "Fantastic turn and shot there" "Guys, have you noticed we're watching the same 4 goals on a loop here? And they're all against Norw..." "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY"

Heheheheh, England manager, me. Hehehehe. Any message for your replacement at sunderland mr Allerdyce? Yeah, just beat the mags....those fuckwits will put up with anything if you beat the mags.

Didn't Mrs Allardyce see the fly-by or receive the beautiful bouquet of Wagners?

I live an area of Sunderland that rivals anywhere in the North East. Are you Scotch? Take it up with Ofcom, I didn't use those phrases, just laughed my arse off that your town is now shorthand for 'politically ignorant hillbillies voting against their own interest'. It could quite easily have been Barnsley, Scunthorpe or Mansfield. But it wasn't. it was Sunderland. And that amused me. As for 'are you Scotch'.... Aye, I'm fae a wee village called Awaytaefuck-on-Clyde.

Listening to BBC Radio 5's coverage of the hustings for the Labour leadership today....they used the phrases 'if you've ever been to places like Sunderland' and 'appeal to people from places like sunderland' Whatever can they mean? #placeslikesunderland #brexitgedia

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/moyes-at-the-marriott-hotel-in-durham.1252795/ Stayin' in Derrem....MAG! Both sunderland's hotels must be closed for public hygiene reasons fully booked.

Moyes Martinez McClaren

What the holy F*CK kind of oddball behaviour is that? Taking unsolicited photos of strangers and posting them online? There's a word for that....oh yeah, 'stalking'. There really must be nothing to do in that backwards hovel, imbeciles.

Tobin. Inspirational.

Pth, why would you want to watch just the goals? The Chronicle are showing the 'Best of the action' (including none of the goals). Beat that Twitter! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/watch-best-action-newcastle-uniteds-11624297 2 mins 40s of pure unadulterated....passing and throw-ins.

Are we playing them the following week? Until that's the case whichever mediocre 'aim for 17th and beat teh mags' chancer they get will be sitting pretty.

David Coverdale = Whitesnake singer, Massive Lads Fan. Maybe not the same one. (THE CHAMPIONSHIP)

If they've any sense Moyes would be the much more stable appointment for them. They must be desperate to get away from relegation battles season after season. Really? They seem to absolutely revel in it from what I've seen. Their expectations are so low that 8 months in the bottom 3 followed by a few fluke wins constitutes an open top bus parade.

'Kingmakers'!!!! Arise, King Sam, May you destroy all you cannot master. Also, Heskey is probably still alive.....

He does. He sometimes goes missing. He often goes missing. He frequently goes missing as he is a gutless f*cking c*nt who thinks he should be playing in the champions league whilst captaining a team to relegation. Hope a moth eats his eyeballs out.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-united-feels-like-a-promoted-club-not-a-relegated-one.1249268/page-31 I f*cking love those thick c*nts! "Looks like we got ourselves a reader...."

Jonathan Crossley = The sunderland Jesus Quintana

Hello, Liverpool? 25 mill. Now...........Fuck off.

I f*cking HATE the english national team. I now hate them a little less......because

Do be happy, don't be sad Thank you Moussa Sissoko

HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! C*nt. I'm signing up to Twitter just to give him sh*t. C*nt. C*nt.