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I'm looking at that Corinthians badge and all I can see is the face of a smiling seal

Right that does it, I'm stooping to their level.....For less than a grand we can hire a plane out of Ponteland airport, fashion a banner made out of training bras, and bribe the pilot to shower them with toffees and Haribos.

TV money in premier league 2017 = 100 mill TV money in Championship 2017 = 3 mill Constructive dismissal costs to J Gutierrez = 2 mill Ashleys share price loss on sports direct in 2016 = approx 1 billion net loss = sheeeeeeeeit Bye Rafa, was wonderful knowing you.

"So Diego, you were at fault for both goals, their winger, he run straight past you" "Yes, you could say he 'skinned' me" ".....Was this the reason for the kit?" "Si, I will make this joke every week" Yeah, it's where their defenders f*cking brains were last night

#Pray4Pennywell

Did we do that for any of their relegations? Or indeed something lower profile but still sad as hell, like drape a banner over the wear bridge? I imagine like me most just shrugged our shoulders and got on with it, as a mackem relegation was - and still would be - something totally run of the mill.

Feels like people are picking on Burton a bit now I said something similar last night when about 80% of mackem tweets mentioned Burton, as if they were some freaky untermensch representing absolute failure and contempt. I can't wait to play them, it'll be class.....infinitely more so than endlessly facing premier league stalwart dullshits like f*cking stoke or west brom.

Course he has, his 'sources' are exclusively other, more competent journo's Twitter accounts.

The Wolves badge always looks like it should be sewn onto the back of a sleeveless denim jacket, along with Maiden, Saxon and Motorhead patches. Not a bad thing mind.....

You mean for a change?? They are the dictionary definition of irrelevant, had they gone down instead of us everyone south of Peterlee would already have forgotten.

Think Shelvey and DeJong could possibly do a Noble/Barton at what I suspect will be their level. Remember those 2 games when Wijnaldum was decent? I only remember the rest when he was a lazy sh*t phoning it in. Tatty bye Gini, you were less than useless when it came down to the scrap. Also i think this 'Cabella' bloke has already gone (10 match clause iirc). Hopefully Florian Haircut has the same clause. It's relegation man, not, erm, miracle day.

Had completely forgot Ramage existed, but here he is back in my psyche, like a repressed abuse memory *shudder*

'Do a Leicester'!? He's back on the sauce, hide his car keys.

Didn't the same happen last season about Bournemouth coming up ? Possibly...I imagine there were plenty of lols to be had at 'haha Leeds vs Yeovil' and so forth. I get it, how the mighty have fallen etc. But I bet my life savings Burton will bring a lot more than Bolton, Wigan or Fulham ever did here. (caveat - life savings not a great deal). Its the horrible snobbery that outside of the premier league everything is a funny sideshow to be treat with contempt. If I'm lucky enough to go I'll have a better time at Burton that I ever had at those scabrous soul-free flat-pack middens littering industrial estates in sinkhole cities permanently clogging the 'prem'.

Seeing so much 'haha Burton Albion' on social media tonight. 20 years ago this would've been an amazing story.....now premier league sated sofa-ridden sh*thouses are forming a rowdy queue to hold them up as an example of a shitty team and a figure of fun. Well done Murdoch, you win.

Preferred the original English language version.

Toni Kroos has been on the slim fast diet/AIDS. Seriously...who the f*ck is it?

He wrote that sh*t 6 weeks ago.

Only thing I'm even vaguely bothered about. Everyone else involved in the club can be jettisoned into space as long as he stays imo. What I mean is if he doesn't stay, I'll happily take a step back from thinking or worrying about us anymore. In that case - yup. Time for a new source of frustration/anger/disappointment. Maybe I'll have another kid.

Only thing I'm even vaguely bothered about. Everyone else involved in the club can be jettisoned into space as long as he stays imo. also can see West Ham shooting up that finance league in the next 5 years, thanks to a little thing called £400 million pounds worth of taxpayer's money the spawny c*nts.

"Lock up your children, you're going to jail"

Seriously? It's their entire Modus Operandi, their business model. It might as well be the motto on their club crest ffs - 'Languisha in Contentium Sempre' Thanks to a paedo, never forget that paedo they all love.

I think we're all ignoring the obvious tactic here - who's organising the whip-round for his wife's bribery flowers? (not a euphemism).

If the Shrewsbury lion was watching his house burn down, this is the same lion 3 days later, stoically fighting back the tears. "Dammit Mabel, it was just stuff, we can always replace it....we can't let it come between us anymore"