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I would definitely attend this...though I'm not sure if i would be doing so ironically.

Mackem priorities: Newcastle SAFC wife, kids, bloody islamics, recommend me a thing to do, trees are lush arent they?, outside vs inside whats betterest?

OK, I'll join in on the well-deserved kudos. Well done SAFC on not being the most sh*t team in the country for one month out of nine. Now tidy up that absolute f*cking pig sty of a town you f*cking bamps. You're an embarrassment to the region.

RTG mindset - The magedia hate us because we keep beating their darlings and won't go down when we're told. Conversely, fans of all other clubs love us because of our unswerving loyalty, sense of fair play and because we're basically a nicer version of the dirty mag kernts Reality: No-one south of Peterlee gives a ha'penny jizz about sunderland.

Top of list - 'beat the mags' Last on list - 'don't be relegated in embarrassing fashion' Priorities marra. Surprised the NETD trophy doesn't get a mention though....

So essentially, what you're saying is....we're NORTH EAST TOP DOGS! GERRIN MARRA!!!!!11!!11lol!

With all the giddiness of surviving the relegation struggle again, I think we've all forgotten the real issue of the year...Where's the North East Top Dogs trophy? Don't tell me it only exists on the occasions when safc finish first, what a rip-off that would be. Or has it been issued on the basis of 0-3 and wembo. To be honest I can't remember the criteria....

This again!?! Why are they so desperate - desperate - for this billy bullsh*t to be true? Even if it was true (which it patently isn't), why? It's not up there in the great pantheon of sporting achievements really is it? "We burrowed them some kit in 1588, ergo marras for eternity"

OK, I need to set fire to something/someone. Leaning towards pardew at this point.....

Stuck a fiver on them stopping up after the Everton game at 12/1. Cashing that in will be a bittersweet experience

Aye whatever New chant, right there!

Is this supposed to distract us from the fact he's not actually any good? If we're sniffing around the relegation candidates for 'bargains', then that merely confirms us as soon-to-be strugglers ourselves. To think Yohan Cabaye once graced the shirt he'll wear

Jesus! Are there any clubs left whose legs they haven't dry-humped for some sort of recognition or friendship? (well us obviously, but I expect at least a half-half badge when we beat Cardiff)

"AIA, supporting ethnic cleansing since 1992." "So you're an acronym for the African Infanticide Association? Well sounds bad, but at least youre not Wonga, sign here sir...."

Spurs are the kings of sponsorship deals with companies the general public havent got a f*cking clue who they are. Saying that, I would infinitely prefer 'AIA' over wonga, without even googling what they make or do.

'I am Kang, and this is my sister Kodos' 'Hello'

Haway you bluenose c*nts, another 4 or 5 for good measure

Oh right. I clicked on it because I thought it was going to be one of their player's weddings...although I cant explain why I would've wanted to watch that

Not the greatest source, but a taxi driver told me last night that following the match Ben Arfa went for Pardew, and had to be separated by Shola. Probably balls, but he embellished it with some weirdly specific details (sample - "Shola whirled him round in a headlock"). Im not looking for any further details or verification, just passing on what is most likely another cabbie's cock and bull story.

Who's Youtube is that? Whoever it is, someone should really have told him the soundtrack to his wedding video is about Lou Reed's sexual confusion and heroin abuse.

I'm sure there was a banner held during the silence, I think it said something like 'Geordies walk with you, YNWA' or something. But because that doesn't fit the narrative over at the special needs class, history is re-written and everyones a 'f*ckin mag kernt' (I say banner, it was probably an A3 sheet of paper come to think of it, but it was shown on the match footage)

Here you go... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/poyet-press-conference.905781/page-15 You should see his next press conference marra: "My first is in pitch, it's covered in litter My second in jealous and also in bitter My third is in top, but never in dogs My fourth's on the floor instead of the bogs....what am I?"

Liverpool fans also seem to conveniently forget all about Heysel too If 'Forget' = Blame Chelsea fans, then aye.

Their chat section is just about the most (unintentionally) hilarious site this side of B3ta or theonion. Nothing is insignificant or banal enough not to merit its own thread. A typical day goes something like: "Whats everyones favourite crisp? Ready salted for me like...." "Recommend me a thing to look at" "Are Islamics in charge of this fuken countrey now or what?" "guess what word i'm thinking of?" Mind, if I lived somewhere as soul destroying as there I would probably never leave my laptop either.

Its called 'sunderland'. Basically take any recently regenerated Northern city and rewind 40 years....bingo.