bhoywhonder

I've given up listening to the f*cking hogwash he comes out with, it's utterly meaningless. He's the epitome of the boss's son, in a job where - no matter how poorly he performs - he can't be binned. He's a lying c*nt without a shred of integrity and he can f*ck off with his drivel.

#Against Modern Football? Presumably against that modern two-story portacabin flat-pack stadium, against the modern 20K supporters they conjure up for 'EPL' games (who magically disappear for cup semi finals) and against the modern nickname and badge they found when sky re-invented soccer in 1992. I mean 1997. Hypocritical c*nts.

And on the back: 9-1/3-0, muslamics out, F*ck U Darren Bent's Mam, SAFC since 1997 not 1992, #help4heroes

presumably one (or both) of Long and Jelavic will be cup tied? And also bridcutt? Cant be remotely arsed to google it though.

They appear to be excusing themselves on an individual basis over at the special needs class. It's like a teacher receiving a bunch of sick notes from under-achieving fatties trying to get out of gym.... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/16000-there-today.879318/

"Fantastic crowd considering", "Surprised it wasn't called off given the circumstances", "Well done to all who turned out", "Recommend me a good dry cleaners cos a got jitler on me jeans", "gerrin, who's the mags got next row-und? "3-0 FTM"

The dictionary definition of being 'managed out'.... ...by an absolute sh*thouse. When Ben Arfa goes, we'll only be thinking what he could/should have done under a real manager. Terrible waste of talent.

Hang on... Rollernonce is only 27 years old?!? He must've been drinking his blue pop out of the fake holy grail....two more sips and he ages to 250 and collapses in a cloud of dust.

Well, that was fun. Anyone want an ST for the rest of the season, starting bid, pack of rolos... No-one? Half pack? half sucked mentos? Had it with this shower, was seriously debating sacking it off when I couldn't get parked. Finally found a spot, walked about a mile in the rain and wind and for what? A couple of half-baked chances, a lot of half-arsed performances and an absolute clueless charlatan in charge.

Wembley is still Wembley FFS! The O2 arena is on the other side of London, big white thing, used to be the Millennium Dome? She was confused and thought otherwise. Hence hilarity ensued (in my head)

Re the O3 joke - Not wanting to come across all 'mag at work', and this does sound fictional, but I assure you its 100% genuine. Our office's resident vowel-mangling fatty from houghton only ever talks about safc when nufc are involved, so obviously first thing Monday she made a bee-line for me. Her opening gambit was about renaming Wembley 'the O3 arena', but I didn't cotton on to be honest and asked what she meant. So by way of explanation she started: "Well, you know how Wembley's called the O2 arena now...."

(fast-forward 8 years) "So having led Newcastle to a famous 3-0 win over our local rivals, and seen us safely to the cup final, I rose to my feet and calmly spoke: "My work here is done, godspeed to victory, semper fi my young charges". "With that i walked slowly to the door to thunderous applause, where Nelson Mandela and Kaiser Wilhelm were waiting in the car *hic*

ST holder since 04-05, finally cancelled last week. Mate cancelled his and got confirmation email back straight away, but after 2 days I hadn't received one so rang the box office. Their reply? "Sorry, but we really are receiving a lot of emails this week...."

Might as well have said "I know you are, but what am I?" Useless tw*t. What an absolute charlatan he is, and the thing is, he must know it. How could he not?

This time last week I was buzzing for the match.....but with Cabaye gone and Remy and Gouffran out I have a horrible feeling about this. I just can't see where our goals can come from. Would take 0-0 right now, thats how low my expectations are under the current regime. Reet, off to hope the pre-match Vedett can blank out the rest of the afternoon. HTL

Which prompts the new question, who would you take, Tiote or Bridcutt? 'Cutts for me like....

The classiest fans in the land outclassy-ing each other again..... Seriously, in 2014? And it's must HAVE ffs http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/4-black-lads-in-a-range-rover-sport-on-the-a19.871311/

Yes, typos happen. It really isn't a big deal. Unless it's a 14 year old, a bedsheet and the word 'boycoutt'. Then it's replayed ad infinitum. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA POLYTECHNICHNICHS LOLS!

EU application? (stamp) Rejected

Poyets face on that photo man....has a certain 'Planet of the Apes' Quality to it. "Your ape...he spoke" http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25838328

He did. Also said he'll be supporting us this weekend he said. Mentioned the derby and all. Think he wanted an individual mention Didnt you get one? Listen again to the presser, at 04:42.... "And to 'bhoywhonder' in the Leazes, thank you for you're continued shouting of 'Get it past ze first man for f*cks sake' at my corners.....you think I did not hear you? I heard you. I heard you *whispers* every time mon ami"

First half he was unplayable, unreal his close control, considering what an ungainly frame he has. Would love to see him get a few games 'under his belt'.

Must be close to being the most populated NUFC forum online TBH.

Not being funny but....are we still doing the 'North East Top Dogs' trophy this year? Just, it seems to have slipped off the radar recently...it's as if it only really exists in certain years, and then ceases to exist in others. Surely that's not right, that would make it almost unique in world football, right?

Just head-butted the concierge in the lift at the Malmaison.....out of the next 3 apparently.