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Stuck a fiver on them stopping up after the Everton game at 12/1. Cashing that in will be a bittersweet experience

Aye whatever New chant, right there!

Is this supposed to distract us from the fact he's not actually any good? If we're sniffing around the relegation candidates for 'bargains', then that merely confirms us as soon-to-be strugglers ourselves. To think Yohan Cabaye once graced the shirt he'll wear

Jesus! Are there any clubs left whose legs they haven't dry-humped for some sort of recognition or friendship? (well us obviously, but I expect at least a half-half badge when we beat Cardiff)

"AIA, supporting ethnic cleansing since 1992." "So you're an acronym for the African Infanticide Association? Well sounds bad, but at least youre not Wonga, sign here sir...."

Spurs are the kings of sponsorship deals with companies the general public havent got a f*cking clue who they are. Saying that, I would infinitely prefer 'AIA' over wonga, without even googling what they make or do.

'I am Kang, and this is my sister Kodos' 'Hello'

Haway you bluenose c*nts, another 4 or 5 for good measure

Oh right. I clicked on it because I thought it was going to be one of their player's weddings...although I cant explain why I would've wanted to watch that

Not the greatest source, but a taxi driver told me last night that following the match Ben Arfa went for Pardew, and had to be separated by Shola. Probably balls, but he embellished it with some weirdly specific details (sample - "Shola whirled him round in a headlock"). Im not looking for any further details or verification, just passing on what is most likely another cabbie's cock and bull story.

Who's Youtube is that? Whoever it is, someone should really have told him the soundtrack to his wedding video is about Lou Reed's sexual confusion and heroin abuse.

I'm sure there was a banner held during the silence, I think it said something like 'Geordies walk with you, YNWA' or something. But because that doesn't fit the narrative over at the special needs class, history is re-written and everyones a 'f*ckin mag kernt' (I say banner, it was probably an A3 sheet of paper come to think of it, but it was shown on the match footage)

Here you go... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/poyet-press-conference.905781/page-15 You should see his next press conference marra: "My first is in pitch, it's covered in litter My second in jealous and also in bitter My third is in top, but never in dogs My fourth's on the floor instead of the bogs....what am I?"

Liverpool fans also seem to conveniently forget all about Heysel too If 'Forget' = Blame Chelsea fans, then aye.

Their chat section is just about the most (unintentionally) hilarious site this side of B3ta or theonion. Nothing is insignificant or banal enough not to merit its own thread. A typical day goes something like: "Whats everyones favourite crisp? Ready salted for me like...." "Recommend me a thing to look at" "Are Islamics in charge of this fuken countrey now or what?" "guess what word i'm thinking of?" Mind, if I lived somewhere as soul destroying as there I would probably never leave my laptop either.

Its called 'sunderland'. Basically take any recently regenerated Northern city and rewind 40 years....bingo.

With a constant undercurrent of potential violence, and the occasional hate crime thrown in....

Agree with this 100%. Despite his shortcomings (of which, as a manager, there are clearly plenty) he was absolutely pivotal in us not sinking like a stone. Others played their part of course, but he was at the helm when it mattered. Aye, Hughton was almost Machiavellian in the way he backstabbed his way to the top.

Bet you go to a game next season I will get my football fix from either Gateshead or the northern league next season Whitley Bay FC for me. I cannot believe what an absolute shower of sh*t i have just endured. F*ck you Ashley, F*ck you Pardew, F*ck all y'all.

He's the captain of all nobheads, He's taking the mackems down You better watch your rear-view mirrors if you're parked in Chinatown. He's the brainless black-cat capo, but he doesn't mean any harm, when he's arrested for disorder and banned from all the pubs in Yarm.

Or posted an e-mail address to the appropriate body, along with a handy 'cut-n-paste' complaint. Followed by 40 pages of 'done', 'done', 'done', 'done'.... But to be fair, I don't think any points deduction is required, I would rather not give them the excuse of a conspiracy theory. They're going down on their own terms.

'Vergenie of the Tramps' OK, thats actually worse than my earlier effort of 'Derlando Gloom'. F*** it, over to you Sun pun headline writers....

Derlando Gloom

Heh heh heh, 'burnt to a crisp' you could say! Smokey Bacon? etc etc....and from the same paper http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/six-arrested-during-mosque-protest-1-6530682 Oh, seems that 'Derland is a racist hotbed. Preferred the crisp story tbh, much less sinister.

In other news, quite a coup getting Professor Green to play in sundo....he's clearly thrilled to be there