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Krul going full Given on the planks in front of him

He's just remembered he gets free half time scran

ludicrous stat that

humbug!

State of ashley man, what a mess. And Charnley looks like a Harry Enfield character.

WTf has happened to colo? 3 times stood and watched the ball pass him by, useless.

Colo "huh, wha? where, I don't even" dummet: "checking........react"

That video man! ;D Surely even the most level-headed amongst them must realise, in the scheme of things, how utterly insignificant they are to us right now? Right? Nope, as usual - we are their world. Well done on being 2 points and zero wins ahead of us. Party time in the land of the dead. Edit - "Sell" Pardew? F*cking cretins.....

Hope this charlatan is getting the hairdryer treatment as we speak. This can't be a standard 'sorry Alan, it hasn't worked' deal, this lying sh*thouse can't be allowed to ruin another team, ever.

"Sensational Goalkeeping", "Obertan was like chariots of fire there". Actual commentary, Everything that could go wrong just has gone wrong.....

"A wry smile from the manager". Balls.

Anyone else's stream perfectly legal viewing picking up all that abuse from the crowd?

"Well, Abeed's sending off made it difficult......"

Class defending!

Having binned my season ticket I watched it in the Cumberland Arms with a fellow abstainee. Almost gave it a miss, but couldn't help myself. Three minutes in, someone sidles up....."sh*te him like". Another chimes in "Cabella, f*cking p*ss weak". No-ones enjoying it, but we're all here. WE are here. Little bald bloke laughs when Hull go one up. Couple others join in but it turns out he's a mackem. "Whey, No-where's showing the Sun'lun match!"... Have a bit craic on with him - ex fireman from Blaydon, turns out he knew my old man - Tynemouth station, white watch. "Divvent worry mate, never any botha in here. Pint?" More in common with him than any of those c*nts on the pitch. By the end, everyones shaking their heads. Is it worth it? Cisse's second made me punch the air - it's instinctive, it can't be helped. Every godforsaken minute. Every achingly-poor match, every s*** season, every sub-standard player, every scheister manager, the snake-oil salesmen owners and hateful sociopathic sponsors....they won't outlive us. Ashley and pardew drove me from the ground. But they won't drive this club from my heart. Never.

For what i've learnt about Jonas tonight, I will gladly kick pardew in his sac until my calves can no longer take it. And then knee them until my thighs seize up. Then..... upper body joints, then neck.

Awful news. All the best Jonas. Dont use this as point-scoring against the regime. Not on this thread anyway.

Bloody hell, a lot of time and effort went into fixing that poll and subsequently adding those comments! "So yeah, welcome to sunderland.....sorry about the smell of urine, but there really is very little to do around here"

Sick of Carver's radge packet act, his stock has dropped dramatically since this incedent and quite frankly, he can f*ck right off. This club is toxic from top to bottom. Edit - NPW yet again, god f*cking DAMMIT!

I'm trying to picture what a 60 metre screen will look like up there, it that roughly the size of the ones at the Emirates? Typical ashley, not only does he insist on plastering the place with garish tacky sh*t, it has to be the biggest garish tacky sh*t in the entire country.

Scored the winner against Juve that campaign! Whole ground went mental but even amid the euphoria I remember thinking "He never meant that mind......"

Precisely. It's like having to choose between finding a lump in your ballsack or seeing blood in your sh*t. Talk about lowered expectations.

This perfectly shows up pardews absolute ineptitude, hopefully hastening his exit not only from this job, but ruining his chances of further employment. I fucking hate the c*nt for how he's made me want to urge my team to lose, just to rinse him out of the place. Its my dearest wish that the next time SdJ kicks a ball, it will be for somebody who knows what he's doing.

Genuine question - why did Bobby pick him? This is before my time. He wasn't good enough in the end was he? At the time Steve Bull was an absolute beast who seemed to score everytime he was on the pitch...SBR played to his strengths when needed and stuck a few direct balls over the top, which Bull stuck away. I seem to remember he would shrug off defenders from the likes of Tunisia or Albania, but yeah, ultimately he couldnt cut it against more 'intelligent' defenders, and his international career was cut short once 'do i not like that' came in.