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http://i.imgur.com/VEUlntP.png Hey, that same poster at the Gallowgate end still has Debuchy on it. WTF Mathieu?? Our shit campaigns not good enough for your fancy london ways?

I'm guessing that was taken abroad so, obvious question....how the hell are we keeping that company? Has the rest of the world not cottoned on yet? Or do you pan down and see Stoke tops?

Looks like its been peeled off a cupcake at f*cking Canatrice. Would still eat.

Oh yeah...come to think of it, Bale occasionally does that too. I retract my reservations (over the rest of the 4 minute video where they repeat the same 3 goals)

Looked at youtube for 30 seconds and he did that heart motif with his hands.

To be honest, out of Cabella, Siem DJ, Janmaat * and this guy - well, this guy is the only one I dont think ive ever seen play (or if i have, he hasnt registered). And if i'm even more honest, don't really recognise the name. So I have no expectations at all....which is good, right??? *Oh, also Colback. He happened.

DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM LEYTON ORIENT?

Sounds awfully familiar. Nah, abandoned our old relegationmobile for a new French model, which got sold on for a small profit (slight problem with the electrics, only one shithouse English driver). Have since part-exed for a new Dutch model. What could possibly go wrong? (slight problem with the electrics, only one shithouse English driver)

Their approach for the last few seasons is basically how you'd treat a wrecked car on it's last legs. Put in just enough petrol to get through the day, do just enough maintenance to scrape through the MOT, 'loan' the occasional push-start or tow from a mate, cross your fingers and hope for the best. But.....Don't put in any serious money on repairs though, cos you just know as soon as you do, the gear box will drop out on the A19. (strained metaphor - the inevitable relegation)

Nah...I'm old enough to remember Terry Hurlock. In those days, cult hero=leg breaking sociopath

Like those dipsh*ts even know who he is. Until the transfer falls through when he'll immmediately become the best player in Europe #mack-tracking I still think we'll manage to screw this up somehow.....

The whole 'selling Colback to West Ham' story seems to be a lot more believable right now. Ashley's whole approach to negotiating with other clubs appears to be based on the strategy of 'I know you are, but what am I?'. And then calling out their mommas.

Could be a hundred million, could be a fiver, it doesn't matter. Not a penny will end up back on the pitch as a replacement.

Specifically £7.9M according to the Metro. Which IMO is worse than ten Hitlers.

8 million incoming - initial outlay - 16 months wages - 'other tax' = zero Books balanced. Guess who w.... meh.

God dammit. If nothing else, this week has shown all our modus operandi. "Why hello Siem de Jong, aren't you surprisingly cheap? Just sit tight for a year or so..." "Well goodbye Monsieur Debuchy, wow, hasn't your value just shot up! Ka-ching! I mean, au revoir, miss you..."

And THREE threads about Debuchy! Enjoying the world cup mackems? Jozy was outstanding as usual.....

I'm no mathematicienist, but... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/mathieu-debuchy-arsenal-transfer-could-3789496 12m in >>>>>> 6m out. Tidy profit for day one of the transfer window.

How is that even possible, pretty sure he's under contract. Its been deleted....looks like some Sky journos employ the RTG method of invented bullsh*t + internet = true

@GraemeBailey Newcastle close to finalising deal for long term target Siem de Jong. Ajax midfielder available on Bosman free. Class act, good signing. Eh?? This is making more sense now....

Whatever gave them that idea?

Aye I'm sure "the bairn's" gutted! Ah haway dad man, thats gonna cost about 60 quid all in.....can I not just have some Lego? Shurrup son, he's representing the lads on a world stage... *ping* Ah, balls.

Good lad. Always wanted to play for us. Jeeeesus.....negotiating with ashley must be like trying to haggle in a Monty Python sketch.... "5 million, I'm robbin' meself"

Aye, just checked over at the special-needs class, their "We're not bothered, who care's, he's sh*t" thread has passed 100 pages of red hot seething apathy!