bhoywhonder

Canny funny that like, especially as its from the official account. Although it does confirm what we all know about the mackem mindset, bitter small-time f*ckers!

Any clothing featuring camo print is the mark of an absolute sociopath. And probable psycho-in-waiting. Also, look at his f*cking hair. Has he put it on sideways?

I imagine that tartan has some historic significance which the fans (including half my family) will either (a) not get or (b) bore the arse off anyone willing to listen. Either that or its an ad campaign by Magners. whatevz.

To be fair, when Ian Wright described the weather as 'biblical', Hoddle started to have visions of the End of Days and all that stuff he said about the handicapped.

That first picture reminds me of something......

wow I think we should take down the "howay the lads" sign in the tunnel at st James and replace it with this quote While we're at it, can we take down the SJP gates and replace them with those 'Arbeit Macht Frei' ones. Seems more inkeeping with the current regime.

But seriously - Meh. To Jack Colback I say a considered 'Meh'. Cabella offer rejected? Accept colbeck on a free. Not disappointed, not angry just......lowered expectations thoroughly met. Welcome jack, try not to be too mediocre.

How do you let yourself get in such a mess physically? I mean, there must be a day when you look in the mirror and think "hang on, didn't I used to have a chin? Wheres my cock? I really have to switch to margarine...."

Transfer window alight mutch?

Where's Mickey Rourke with his electric whip when you need him?

Would love to stove his heed in. Or pay someone to do it professionally. The c*nt.

I imagine he did...if that painting is anything to go by, perhaps he was curling one out in the away changing rooms of Gethsemane and squatted on a thorn bush. That t-shirt man, why am I not even vaguely surprised? Could easily be altered to read 'The Great Ape' and still be as relevant.

Looks like it. I know living in sunderland must naturally lower your expectations, but they're actively shouting it loud and proud: "We aren't as sh*t as you think!" They'll be bringing out commemorative t-shirts next, mark my words.

Is that meant to be Di Canio next to Jesus? I'm not sure the Catholic church will be very pleased at being associated with such a renowned....actually, never mind.

My in-laws find it hilarious to ask my lad (nearly 5) who he supports..."Manchester". Not city or united, no suffix, just 'Manchester'. And f*ck it, who am I to argue? Let him dream (until I forcibly crush those dreams with a NUFC shaped guilt-hammer in a few years).

Including all sorts of tag-ons, caveats and small print. 60 Million? Aye whatevs. Lying c*nts.

I would definitely attend this...though I'm not sure if i would be doing so ironically.

Mackem priorities: Newcastle SAFC wife, kids, bloody islamics, recommend me a thing to do, trees are lush arent they?, outside vs inside whats betterest?

OK, I'll join in on the well-deserved kudos. Well done SAFC on not being the most sh*t team in the country for one month out of nine. Now tidy up that absolute f*cking pig sty of a town you f*cking bamps. You're an embarrassment to the region.

RTG mindset - The magedia hate us because we keep beating their darlings and won't go down when we're told. Conversely, fans of all other clubs love us because of our unswerving loyalty, sense of fair play and because we're basically a nicer version of the dirty mag kernts Reality: No-one south of Peterlee gives a ha'penny jizz about sunderland.

Top of list - 'beat the mags' Last on list - 'don't be relegated in embarrassing fashion' Priorities marra. Surprised the NETD trophy doesn't get a mention though....

So essentially, what you're saying is....we're NORTH EAST TOP DOGS! GERRIN MARRA!!!!!11!!11lol!

With all the giddiness of surviving the relegation struggle again, I think we've all forgotten the real issue of the year...Where's the North East Top Dogs trophy? Don't tell me it only exists on the occasions when safc finish first, what a rip-off that would be. Or has it been issued on the basis of 0-3 and wembo. To be honest I can't remember the criteria....

This again!?! Why are they so desperate - desperate - for this billy bullsh*t to be true? Even if it was true (which it patently isn't), why? It's not up there in the great pantheon of sporting achievements really is it? "We burrowed them some kit in 1588, ergo marras for eternity"

OK, I need to set fire to something/someone. Leaning towards pardew at this point.....