bhoywhonder

Meanwhile in sunderland.....nothing. Nothing at all.

Well done mackems, keep bobbing around the premier league like the unflushable turds that you are...stink the place out for another season, survive by a handful of points, beat 'them mag kernts' thus justifying your existence and repeat. Apropos of nothing, has anyone actually been to sunderland recently? I had to go for work last week, Jesus, what a f*cking hole. It's like a slightly bigger Blyth.

History didn't begin in 1992 ffs, state-broadcasting magedia... Ouch. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24792966

For a place in the quarters man! And by comparison... Sat 10 Aug 2013: Newcastle United 1:1 S.C. Braga (Friendly) Att. 16,187 "Haha 55,000 screaming jawdees locked oot, 10 year waiting list marra!!lolz"

"Fantastic crowd considering" "Who else would get that turnout with what we have had to put up with?" "Excellent, well done to all who turned out..."

I jumped up and kicked a flatmates coffee-table during the 2-2 in the San Siro. It shattered, but he was more p*ssed than me so saw the funny side. My toe split in half. Ended up upside-down in the Leazes at Tiotes goal in the 4-4. My two most memorable/painful celebrations, both draws!

They do realise that was over 20 years ago right? And that actual 2013 adults were born in that year and since? Over on the shortbus they're creaming their keks on the Kinnear-Ferguson non-story. They can't go 5 threads without using the phrase 'the gift that keeps on giving'. Lifeless dullards living in a sink-estate town. Hurry up and get relegated you stains.

Someone had attached one over an exit at the Leazes, probably by blue tac or chewing gum but it was there for the duration.

Just watched the red cards...Appaling. Had enough of these now, bobbing around the premiership like unflushable turds, stinking the place out. Just get relegated already, you've outstayed your welcome, and after the whole Nazi affair, even people who don't like football think you're a bunch of c***s.

Received a (totally unsolicited) text on the bus home from match....'Fluked a win against chelsea, but we won when it really mattered!' "When it really mattered" - Sums them up to a tee. Also, she seemed blissfully unaware that SAFC were actually playing at the time.

Sounds like a nickname for a prison. As for the match...no, just no.

The classies out-classing themselves with yet more gutter behaviour - this time, a Gary speed chant. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/gary-speed.829513/ And as always, the RTG shortbus follow the classic 'Deny - Deflect - Defend' strategy so well rehearsed when Benito got the manager's job...

Saw the slew of interest on the thread and thought the twat had walked. Meh, back to work everyone.

Bored.

Cisse could not look less arsed.

Which in my opinion is the problem...he's a confidence player, you don't go for those outrageous shots which lead to memorable goals without having no fear whether they fly in or sail out the ground. I don't think he's 'not arsed', he just seems sh*t scared of failing.

2 days and no commemorative T-shirts? They must be getting lax in their approach to this fixture, or after 2-in-a-row are they taking it for granted now? Thanks Pardew, you tit.

Who the f*ck still buys the local rags anyway? Appalling and petty move by the club, but really, who cares?

Get Remy, Ben Arfa and Gouf to run at the slow b*stards from the off. Tiote is back to doing what he's best at - winning the ball and giving it to someone better than him ie Cabaye, hopefully pulling the strings and Sissoko mopping up. If we go for them I can see a fairly comfortable win. However, if Pardew loses his bottle, it will be another war of attrition.

Good lord!

Tynemouth class atmosphere, great beers, closed down the Sam Jacks, whats not to love?!

Wee Phiilie looks like a herniated testicle in a leotard, and I hate to stoop to his level, but in the interest of balance... Wooh me lads, we're doing what we like to, Shoutin abuse at Darren Bent's mam and Romelu Lukaku If you're not white we'll let y'knaa with monkey sounds and faces Gannin' along the Roker Roaaaaaaaaaaad, to shout at other races.

The RTG echo chamber in full effect... Fergie: "Roy Keane: a terrifying, steely-eyed warrior" Fergie: "SAFC: What a bunch of small-time tools" 'Gravy Stained'?!?!? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/ferg-on-keano.826805/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/what-fergie-thought-of-sunderland.826773/

I would be absolutely astounded if Brown lasted more than about 70 mins. Who else do they have at CB to come on? I haven't heard of that Roberge bloke, is he any good? Mackems seem to be talking about playing out of position to make up for the loss of Rose. Colback and Johnson both suggested as LB in place of the universally hated Bardsley.... If that's true and they have a CB pairing with a combined age of 70 (one with zero match fitness) and an out of position FB, Remy, Gouffran and Ben Arfa (even Cisse if he's on the pitch) should have a bloody field day.

Loved The Misfits, great band.